Has it been long enough where its cool to like this movie?

Has it been long enough where its cool to like this movie?

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I saw it when I was a kid and thought it was ok. Honestly how the fuck can you make an epic Mario movie without it being incredibly bizarre.

No. It was so bad that even Bob Hoskins hated it.

I love it. Eat a bunch of mushrooms and watch it sometime. Itll melt your mind.

>Bob Hoskins
The joke about their last name literally being Mario was pretty funny

Never had mushrooms before. Afraid of poisoning myself or tripping out and hurting myself.

The twilight zone interdimensional rock wall was kino
The cyberpunk aesthetic was kino
Dennis Hopper as Koopa was kino
The princesses that mario and luigi saved were originally supposed to be whores and strippers, so that p kino
Hoskins is kino
Samantha Mathis was like claire danes hot except not a bitch so thats kino

I loved the movie as a kid and will always have a soft spot for Leguizamo because of this, Spawn, and The Pest.

If I saw it now I’m sure I’d think it was shitty but I can still appreciate how fucking weird it is.

For people who criticize this movie, how would you take a seemingly nonsensical premise of two Italian plumbers traveling through a magical world full of weird animals in order to save a princess, and expand it into a cohesive lore where a movie complete with full characters and dialogue can take place in? I think the writers did a darn good job with the source material they had to work with.

Fucking Spankbang deleted the upload before I could rewatch

Ironically, I watched the trailer for this with my boys last night. Fucking hilarious.

This movie is incredibly based. I don't understand the criticism other than autists mad that it doesn't properly follow the lore of a nonsensical NES game.

And back then the world of Mario wasn't as developed. Only in North America was there the sense that he was even from our world and traveled to the Mushroom Kingdom to have adventures while in Japan he was always just there. It makes much more sense for a live action movie to have a more realistic interpretation of the Mushroom Kingdom though maybe it could've still been a little more faithful.

you gonna call this good when Illumination made the Mario movie

Liked it a lot as a kid, the girl who played Daisy was a cutie.

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It's a lot of fun. I enjoy it as an adult who also saw it in the theater as a kid.

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the production was fucked from day 1. there is a youtube doc about it.

No, but it's fine to blame the flaws on the movie all on the retard directors and say that without them they could have had a passable film.

Get a babysitter on your first time. Make sure they can take you if need be.

i think a lot of people dismiss it because it bombed, but they had the balls to release it the week before jurassic park

>Make sure they can take you if need be
What do you mean by that? I'm 6'4" and 300lbs I dont know anyone that can take me in the traditional sense.

This was on that Stars movie channels when I was a kid, I watched it 2 or 3 times. I thought it was entertaining enough, even though obviously its "not really mario bros" but whatever. I might watch it later today after this thread now.

I enjoy it. I'm sure objectively it's terrible but I enjoy it. Some good songs too.

I liked it before it was cool

He meant sexually.

He means he's being fucking dramatic. If you're that worried about it just eat like a gram and a half or two grams. Mushrooms can cause dysphoria at first if your stomach feels queasy. This will go away but if it really bothers you once you start being high you can just throw up, you'll immediately feel better and it won't affect the amount of psilocybin you digest

It's a fun watch. Rifftrak it if you need extra humor.

You forgot Mojo Nixon as Toad

the making of this movie is better than the actual movie

It's kino and exactly what Mario deserves. A stupid movie for a stupid game.

I mean prison style. Nothing like getting fucked in the ass while on shrooms.

I really like how they gave Luigi the love interst, subverting expectations a little bit.

ah well i also dont know anyone that wants to take me sexually either.

Soon you will.