Why are elves depicted as able to reproduce with humans? I don't think Tolkien paid much mind to chromosome numbers. Humans have 23 pairs of Chromosomes. Shouldn't elves have more or less? To me, it's careless to allow for such a plot hole to exist in the intellectual property. But it allows for fantasy elements like half-orcs and half-elves. It's all one massive perversion within a faulty set of principles. I think each race in this IP should have a different total of pairs of chromosomes. Otherwise, the distinction between them is perceived as skin deep when in fact it is not true.
>based Yes user, but it's the 21st century. If you want to stop retards from making green haired black elves with huge mounds of fat on their bodies, you're going to want to restrict the IP's range.
Christian Butler
I want to fuck an elf girl bros. Do you think if I survive the upcoming WW3, they'll release their hidden technology and we'll get genetic modification that works on people that are already born? God I hope so.
Luke Nguyen
If you can't produce elves through natural selection, you are essentially genetically modifying an existing human for your own sick perversions. This is extremely unethical and comparable to getting plastic surgery just to FEEL like you're something else.
Wyatt Hall
Who are you to decide what is ethical or not, I think it's very ethical (and cute)
>Who are you to decide what is ethical or not This isn't a question. You can't even use proper punctuation. Treat others how you would want to be treated in the long run. > I think it's very ethical (and cute) >I think Stop thinking. You are not an authority on what is ethical. Use common sense. You are perpetuating human rights abuses. You are the reason trannies exist. They exist. They are here. They are not coming to your aid.
Lincoln Kelly
What I heard from a Tolkienfag is that Men and Elves are biologically identical and the difference between them is in their soul.
Nathaniel Jackson
>Why are elves depicted as able to reproduce with humans? ME is supposed to be our earth in ancient times. some elves remained in ME even though they were going to turn into mortals. they mixed whith humans and thus,disapeared. same thing happened with dwarves. this explains why elves and dwarves disapeared they just diluted themselves on the winner species.
Kayden Cox
because clearly elves and humans are pretty similar. humans could reproduce with neanderthals. dogs can reproduce with other breeds and wolves. tigers can reproduce with lions.
Lincoln Cox
You aren't an authority on what is ethical either, user.
Blake Rivera
fuck you reptilian shill
Charles Thompson
The clear difference between Elves and Men is their phenotype, discipline, and genetic material. To disregard this just shows how intellectually bankrupt Tolkien was in regards to genetics and morphology.
Those aesthetic qualities he wrote about weren't for nothing. He categorized these beings in their own distinctions because readers would generate and interplay between them. It's clear he didn't care about separating them on a genetic level. I am imposing a schema from which future intellectual properties can work from. >mammalian brain logic
Michael Hughes
elf is just human with pointy ears
Jacob Bennett
>elf is just human with pointy ears Way to minimize an IP to just "pointy ears". Now where's your intellectual property user? Let's hear it so we can call it "_____ is just _____ with _____."
Jose Collins
It's like breeding two different breeds of dogs. Shut up.
Isaac Richardson
>To me, it's careless to allow for such a plot hole to exist in the intellectual property. You have autism
Robert Evans
haha do you think she sticks that little fairy up her elven cunt haha
Andrew Smith
I agree, we need a feature length film that's about human/elf crossbreeding to explain this.
Ian Lewis
you're attracted to someone because of their looks, or at least resembles your own species looks-wise elf is just human with pointy ears
Julian Ward
0____0 >the autism sleuth is back at it again with his armchair over-the-internet diagnoses. I rest my case. Ironic shitposting is not cool.
Evan Ortiz
>you're attracted to someone because of their looks I'm not making that case. I'm saying Elves are attracted to one another because of genetic boundaries. >looks-wise elf is just human with pointy ears That's a superficial analysis of the intellectual property. I propose elves are more distinct than their looks. I propose they have more chromosomes.
Alexander Howard
Because Tolkien was a linguist and a historian, not a geneticist, and adding that kind of question into things would only bog things down and distract from what Middle Earth was meant to be about. It's Writing 101, something you don't seem to understand.
Bentley Parker
No one cares faggot
Adam Perez
Calling fiction "intellectual property" is minimizing it far more than saying "pointy ears".
