>at restaurant, guy next to us is obnoxious vegan >UHHH don't you just hate vegans! I don't know why they do this >I haven't ate meat in 12 years >NO I DIDN'T MEAN ALL VEGANS ACTUALLY IT'S REALLY ADMIRABLE I TRIED IT BUT IT WAS JUST TOO DIFFICULT!
>Bring out phone >Oh I like your phone, I'm thinking of getting a Samsung (it wasn't a Samsung) next time as well! >It's crap and I'm only using it cause smashed iPhone >I mean I'm not definitely going to get a Samsung, I just meant I'm going to try it
>Do you like alien (Girl I've seen many times before, we don't have sneed during flics so it's not just there to break tension) >Yes I love it etc >She's clearly bored after 15 minutes
Checked and this OP would dry me out more than death valley in summer
Adrian Young
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ian Phillips
>Vegan >iPhone >Loves alien wow, and you dare to criticize the tasteless nature of women?
Chase Murphy
Any kinos for this feels? Some seinfeld episodes work but I could use a real 2 hour film for the experience.
>go out with girl >she pulls out old broken phone >oh wow, you're still using an iphone 6? >What did you do to the screen? >too poor to get a new one within 6 years?
>later get back to my place to eat and watch a movie >pause the movie 5 minutes in >she's chewing way too loud >sorry you eat too loud, I'd like to hear the dialog
>20 minutes later move in close to her >put her down so much all night she's desperate for affection >she starts kissing me >turns into full penetration >clearly turn my head to continue watching the film while inside her >finish up, and tell her I need to take a shower to wash her filth off me .>come back with a drink for myself and put the film back to the point i left off at
>Take her home >as she leans in for a kiss I just sit still and tell her have a goodnight >didn't message her for 4-5 days after that >she messaged me, I just didn't respond Banged her 4 more times after that, but then I got bored.
i saw you post this in a different thread but you just altered the story in this one, which one is it boss?
Eli Robinson
i use a cracked iphone 5. i have plenty of money i just don't make an effort to get jewed out of $1000 every two years
Easton Morris
the fact that you needed to post that to justify to an anonymous user on a wuhanese biological weapons manufacturing board that using your shitty broken phone is your choice really demonstrates the impact on a persons moral insulting their shitty phone has on them.
It's okay user, you're poor and your phone sucks.
John Wood
You want films with a pathetic simp orbiter feel?
Kayden Barnes
cope esl. i'm sure tim cook is grateful for your regular payments
Dominic Ortiz
I can't tell which lines are the girl and which lines are the guy
Carson Scott
Do women even have sex anymore, do they even have to? They have over 300 Instagram followers begging for pussy.
my sister took a shower so she was wet before she went into the water
Evan Long
I don't get it
Christopher King
are we now at 7 or 6. disgusting. she belongs in the streets.
Jose Ward
now that was a thread
Jaxon Sullivan
Nice blog post fag.
Caleb Campbell
based schizo
Aiden Young
bonehead who can't write comprehensibly in green text, and just thinks "on 4channel, sometimes they make their text green, so I'll do it too." many such cases lately.
Asher Powell
could you be any less coherent? this is like some the sound and the fury shit
Michael Cooper
LMAO this is that retarded user who pitched the "Horror Cinematic Universe" a couple of weeks ago You type like a retarded 8 year old with two hooks for hands lol kill yourself
