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whats a quibi
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This. Literally never heard of it.
I have Prime, Netflix, Disney and Shudder.
reminder that only shills make these threads, because nobody else cares enough to even shitpost about it
this
I WIKIPEDIA THIS
I WIKIPEDIA THAT
i won for sure.
Is Quibi some kind of q tip company?
I've been enjoying shitposting about it
>$2 billion
>175 new shows
>8,500 episodes
>names like Spielberg, Raimi, Hemsworth
And in the end they bring us absolute retardkino like this
I think these threads are fun. We're making fun of the absurdity of their failure. It's like Juicero, but for media platforms.
Ouya TV
Still don't know what that is. Saw an add for it that was stuffed to the brim with globohomo
2 Jews started a company to compete with netflix + youtube by producing their own series with 10 minute episodes, since millenials have short attention spans.
They dumped $2 BILLION into this and produced 175 new shows, and it ended up being a massive fucking failure.
If The Golden Arm doesn't get over as a meme on Yas Forums, I give in.
I haven't heard a lot about apple's netflix. How is it going?
They spent $150 million making a show called See with Jason Momoa. Everybody in the world goes blind, which makes society go back to being medieval for some reason (??) but there's one black guy who can still see so he travels the world getting women pregnant (including Momoa's wife) and then the bad lady from Blade Runner 2049 is the bald evil queen who wants everyone who can see put to death and is constantly masturbating (???)
Then their other big flagship is For All Makind, which is an alternate history show where the Soviets land the first man on the moon, but America still hopes to win the space race by landing the first WOMAN on the moon.
So it's Netflix except the nose is ten times bigger?
>an alternate history show where the Soviets land the first man on the moon, but America still hopes to win the space race by landing the first WOMAN on the moon
Just enough time for a Sneedie!
they know the pause button exists
even netflix and amazon lets you carry on where you left off
post videos of blade runner mad queen masterbating plz
That's worse than I expected. Thanks.
wut
holy fuck
based
bruh
This doesn't seem remotely close to the direction media is going. The most popular film among kids and YA must be Avengers right? And they're 2+ hours?
And can you not watch this on a TV?
>And can you not watch this on a TV?
They claim that feature will be added in a later update.
FUCKING BASED
Who the fuck is paying for all these services? Just use kodi