I would never settle for sloppy seconds but I would marry Jennifer Garner in a heartbeat

I would never settle for sloppy seconds but I would marry Jennifer Garner in a heartbeat.

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you are probably gay because she looks like a man bro.

she's way too old man

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She has aged incredibly well and still looks sweet.

I can understand that you would think that but it's only because your father walked out on you for being a genetic dead end that will never reproduce.

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Yeah she's sweet and probably woulda been based if we coulda gotten to her in 2002 but she's for our dad's generation brother, she's gone

Hence
>ywn
Would still do it tomorrow if given the opportunity, kids and actressing and being like 45 combined.

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Eyes forward soldier, leave her behind she's for Ben now

They got divorced. I think she's technically available except for being twice my age probably like 10,000 my networth and having 3 kids.

Cmon man

Based autistic Jennifer Garner poster. She does seem wholesome for a Hollywood celeb though.

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard.

Hello, based department?

I can't help it it's something about the way she walks

She's sincerely feminine, that's what does it for me.

>tfw no sharp kneed gf

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So gracious of you.

I was more going for "it would still be worth it in spite of having to raise Ben Affleck's kids" rather than "I would do her the favor of marrying her."

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APOLOGIZE FIRST

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wtf is that thing on the left

not even gonna

a black person

I understand shes probably hotter than most women her age but still shes old and flabby and gross. But she kinda looks like a horse.

Are you talking to me?

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yes you

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every woman is somebody's sloopy seconds. Most of the women you see on the streets has had cum/dicks in their mouth.

what about the quiet girl in the back of class?

couldn't be

The interview she did about West Virginia slang was super sweet and I wish I had her. I wish we could raise a trad family in the hills of red neck wv

She probably likes slaps and being called a whore

Shes 54 years old fuck that shit

48

She FUCKS dogs.