Yas Forums I've never asked you for anything except for a few laughs over the years. Today though I need your help. I need your help creating an integrated plan for me to get a date with Victoria Justice (vjuice).
I already have her added on Instagram, but I am hoping that we can use that as a jumping off point. My first thought was to shoot her a DM and see if she would respond that way. But I'm worried her insta is just run by a social media person. However, this gave me an idea... I'm currently working on launching a tshirt line (more of that in the future...) Do you think if I messaged her on insta offering her a free shirt for my tshirt line that might be a good way in? Anyway, looking forward to hearing your thoughts...
I think you should probably stop posting (here and on instagram)
Cameron Ross
What the fuck are they pouring into American waters
Christopher Roberts
I'm sorry user she only dates blacks
Easton Perry
Just b urself bro
Lincoln Cruz
I think you should approach her to discuss representing your clothing line and ask for a business meeting. Then meet her at a nice restaurant and put the moves on her.
Tyler Cooper
Vjuice here. I only date nigs sorry
Austin White
If you guys aren't going to be serious you should leave.
Have you ever done something like that before? What sort of approach do you think I should use? I only have access to her Instagram right now, should I write her a cover letter with my proposal and send it to her there? I'm new to dealing with these "Hollywood" types...
Not him but I've gotten lunch with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Anton Yelchin this way. Just say you're representing a business and want to set up a way advertising deal with them. You'll talk with their agents first and then usually them.
Kayden Ward
Your best bet would be to somehow strike it huge with your shit clothing company and then just buy her like the arabs do
Anthony Adams
Kidnap, rape and then kill her
Isaac Gonzalez
I don't have very much money. How much do you think that would be? I also am not sure she is the type of girl to let people shit on her chest. (gross)
Are you famous? Are you rich? Are you insanely attractive and extremely charismatic? Are you exceptionally confident? Are you fit? If the answer to any of the above was no, you're not getting shit. Do you even realize how many thirsty Indians spam these hoes' DMs on a daily basis? Your "witty" intro that you'll spend a month thinking over won't even get read or noticed
Kayden Richardson
What is the matter? Did your mother put you down constantly when you were a small child? Have you never dreamed of something and then achieved it? Perhaps it is my dream to get a date with Victoria Justice... I have to admit I am somewhat sexually attracted to her, but that is not the purpose of my date. I would just like to get to know her. You are too quick to judge.. I am not like those "thirsty Indians."
I've only been eating asperagus and eggs for the last month, do I qualify (from whole foods cause I'm rich)
Daniel Thompson
She fucks blacks. Absolutely no question about it
Landon James
Probably like 20 or 30k. But that's not the problem, otherwise any pleb can get a 30k loan and fuck a celeb escort. The hard part is getting into the social circle that has access to celeb escorts
Thomas Nguyen
im calling the cops
Brayden Ramirez
tell me about VJuice, why does she put her hair in a ball on top of her head?
Landon Flores
based psychopath
Robert Torres
I tried to take a loan out recently, but was denied because I did not have a cosigner. Do you think this will be a trouble?
do you make funny t shirts that reference popular culture?
Carson Rivera
isnt she 27? i dont get it
Ryan Russell
I love her so much bros ;_;
Jonathan Sanchez
stop lusting over turbosluts (sorry mate, but she is) bend the knee to our Lord Jesus Christ read the bible learn a craft marry a christian qt (no tats, no debt, no drugs, no degeneracy) have 4-6 kids
I promise you, this will be better than any fantasy you have about victoria slutjustice
Godspeed
Ian Johnson
>light casual outfit >random 6 inch whore's high heels for what purpose
Kevin Kelly
>Philip Seymour Hoffman and Anton Yelchin Are you death?
she has nice boobs but I'd still rather cum on her feet
Cooper Lopez
Mostly memes and videogame stuff
Angel Ramirez
What is the proper reason for reporting this thread? Asking for a friend.
Jackson Cooper
usually about 2 or 3k a day for regular sex. you put them in nice hotels for a week or so, pay expenses, and do pretty much anything to them. they're just whores.
OP. I'm in if you'll have me. This seems like the Densha Otaku type of meme and I want a part of it.
One request I have is a way to stay in contact beyond the Yas Forums threads. A discord server or something. We can hook up by email while we grow the team. What's your preferred method of communication?
We need a realistic run down of your assets. Here's a start:
1. Your age, height, weight, ethnicity? 2. How many girls have you been with? 3. What's the most attractive thing about you? 4. Any mental illnesses? Physical deformities? 5. Rate yourself 1-10.
Thanks OP, looking forward to working with you. Also, I call groomsman at your eventual wedding.
Camden Jenkins
bretty cool.
Anthony Clark
I'd love to taste her vjuice if you know what I mean ;)
Benjamin Reed
She lurks here just ask lmao
Joseph Myers
Would unironically worship, and I am NOT a simp desu
Jack Clark
to dab on manlets
Alexander Turner
Hey :) thanks. You sound like my kind of guy. I will make you a groomsman for sure. I prefer Discord, but understand if you're not about that. Do you have a throwaway I can contact you at? BTW here are my stats:
Hope this helps. Listen, I'll check this thread again later, but I have to go to bed now. Just drop your email and I can scoop it from the archive. I really look forward to working with you. Oh, do you want in on the tshirt stuff as well? We're about to blow up on that front as well. Let me know!!!
