hypothetically speaking...you are sitting across the table from pic related with a fully loaded HK MK23 with a supressor, and have the backing of the right government agencies to do what you think it necessary to serve whatever brand of justice you see fit.
Who do you kill and who do you spare?
if you answer anything except, 2 rounds for tony, 2 rounds for carmella, 3 rounds for AJ and 6 rounds for Meadow you have no sense of right and wrong
I don't know I haven't actually seen it
None of them. TYony is such aloveable gabagooooooool
One for Tony. None for any of the rest, although Carmella deserves to have all her assets seized, and spend the rest of her life extremely poor.
People don't deserve to be punished unless they actually commit crimes. Tony did plenty of them, and Carmella knowingly benefited from crime. The kids didn't really do anything.
Ok maybe not AJ, I'd hand the lil nigga a brick and a rope so he could figure it out
But Meadow, that is the 2nd generation mafioso breeding machine.
>young
>attractive
>well aware of Tony's crimes
>extremely smart
>well versed in law so she can get the whoppers out of jail when they get their hands covered in ragu
>denys and defends actions of the Mafia
even when it goes against her own principles
>sanctions 2 hits with her incessant chatter
>is capable of breeding woplets
>ends the show about to marry a mafia guy pretty much confirming that she will breed the next Tony since AJ will probably not amount to shit
kill meadow and camilla for being women
let tony and neet kid go
>denys and defends actions of the Mafia
Those are only words. And it's not like denying the stuff Tony did, allowed him to get away with it, or anything.
>sanctions 2 hits with her incessant chatter
Wait. When?
I don't remember anything except Tony beating up Coco for sexually harassing Meadow.
>is capable of breeding woplets
So every Italian woman is automatically guilty? And why is AJ any different, since he's capable of putting an Italian baby in some lady's womb?
>ends the show about to marry a mafia guy pretty much confirming that she will breed the next Tony since AJ will probably not amount to shit
The son of a mafia guy. He's a lawyer, and I don't think they ever implied he was involved in Mafia business.
Also, AJ will fly helicopters for Donald Trump. He'll be a massive success.
she let it slip that vito was a fagulllo. I'll call it one hit because honestly the Coco thing was bound to happen anyway, dude was way out of line.
>So every Italian woman is automatically guilty?
Nope. Not Charmaine. She is not guilty as fuuuuuck. I'm just referring to bitches who marry into the mob.
>And why is AJ any different, since he's capable of putting an Italian baby in some lady's womb?
Because mobsters are a product of overbearing muddas.
>The son of a mafia guy. He's a lawyer, and I don't think they ever implied he was involved in Mafia business.
So a lawyer couple with mob ties. Real salt of the earth eh? Nah these two are going to use their powers for one thing: letting their fat greasy family members do more crimes and get away with it. Gotta nip that in the bud just like Obama did when he killed those Arab kids with drones.
based
There's no fucking way those two apes gave birth to Meadow!
I don't think Coco ever died.
And she isn't responsible for the Vito thing. He joined an organization that does stuff like that to their members. Then he decided to be gay in public. His choice, his risk.
All she did was gossip, which isn't illegal. At most, you could argue she was obligated to keep his secret.
>Because mobsters are a product of overbearing muddas.
Mobsters only exist because somebody can make a living from crime.
There are various other ethnic equivalents of Italian mobsters. Russians, Irish, Mexicans, et cetera. Italians are not unique, or anything. It has nothing to do with motherhood.
>So a lawyer couple with mob ties.
>Nah these two are going to use their powers for one thing: letting their fat greasy family members do more crimes and get away with it.
Wasn't she mostly focused on white-collar crime? That barely overlaps with the stuff Tony did. The government kept trying to prosecute him and his buddies for murder, gun charges, theft/racketeering/etc. Not much white-collar stuff.
Ahem..
where you chillin for the summer homie?
Nobody over the age of 25 would seriously think AJ deserves to die
id just spank meadow desu
I would kill Tony and AJ and then make Carmela and Meadow give me a mother and daughter blowjob. I would also force Meadow to let me lick her pusy. I would only kill Tony because of the consequences of leaving him alive while committing these acts. Sorry, Tony.
I’d do things to meadow soprano I wouldn’t do to a farm animal. Her actress is not as hot irl.
That's all well and good, you shouldn't be rimming farm animals.
Why is she so fucking brown compared to her brother? What horrible casting.
She's Jewish instead of Italian.
Shoot Tony and AJ in the kneepas
Rape Meadow and Carmela at the gunpoint
She's Delicious instead of Italian
>at the gunpoint
Based Furio.
I'd magdump into tony but not so he dies quickly, then I'd stick the hot barrel up meadows pussy. Then I'd paint the walls in Tony's blood and make them swear an oath to Satan before calmly leaving
None, they were a flawed but good family and Tony didn't do anything wrong. If he did he would have been put in prison.
except all that killing his nephew business
and killing all those other people
and being head of a mafia family
Kill Carmela and Tony, let the kids live
all rounds for meadow after I rape her and force everyone in the room to listen to her album
the rest will kill themselves voluntarily rather then listen to more
>except all that killing his nephew business
Chrissy died in an accident, very tragic.
>and killing all those other people
Not proven in any court, this is just slander
>and being head of a mafia family
He's just the head of a sanitation business, "Mafia" is just a racist stereotype perpetuated by movies
t. carmella's mom
5 year rico case, carlo flipping and the bald fbi saying we are going to win this already already indicates that his demise would come soon enough.
>Point gun at Tony
>Everything turns to black
Aj and Tonyget it in the head, Carmela gets it in both kidneys and one lung