>WOAH DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
WOAH DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city...
This but unironically
you can really make everything sound ridiculous with capitalized words and bearded open mouths
CENTERS OF CIVILIZATION BAD
Niggers tongue my anus
american head charge is based sòy or not
I lived in Chicago for about 9 months and it was the worst time of my life.
Small rural towns where old white ladies still say nigger are where its at, no matter your political preference
>CENTERS OF GLOBOHOMO BAD
Can't imagine living in a remote small town forever.
I did this once, life just passes you by, people are content with existence and death. Small pursuits of no bearing are followed to their conclusions and that's it. As much as that copypasta may be true, at least those people are trying to live their lives in their age instead of cowering in a pretty limbo somewhere.
cool television and movies thread
i kinda like that guy with the ashton kutcher haircut
*COOF COOF*
Why do idiots drink beer? Why not just shoot whiskey, its quicker and manly as fuck
The funny thing is these guys usually have a steady job, wife, and a kid or two
>people are content with existence and death. Small pursuits of no bearing are followed to their conclusions and that's it.
How is any of that a bad thing?
>and a kid or two
Manchildren who live in urban centers don't usually have kids, even if they wanted to they literally can't afford to. These people tend to just barely make enough money for a small apartment or maybe half a house at best. If you want to raise kids in an expensive city these days you should really have a six-figure white collar job, and your wife should have one too.
lmao imagine living this sort of delusion. these people are not "living their lives", the are consooming in television-programmed socialization zones and going home to nothing beyond toys and perhaps a woman who has been through so many males that she doesn't value any one male over another anymore, and therefore does not enjoy the pursuit.
the "pursuits" of the average city-dwelling soiboi are nothing compared to the joy of a family or a woman who is not with you because you're as good as any other chump she knows, but rather because you share something that has opened her heart up.
protip: most of these guys are not making big-time hustles in the city, they are low-wage service industry drones and IT manchildren.
>consooming
stopped reading there. learn how to speak without using memes you child
>steady job
boomer faggotry unless it's in the DYNAMIC BUSTLE of the city
>wife
why the fuck do atheists bother with marriage anyways? what do they actually see in it?
>a kid or two
I can spot maybe one male in OPs pic that does not possess medically dysfunctional testicles, and before you point to the fuzz on their faces, eunics used to grow beards too.
>cool television and movies thread
>no VIBRANT
dont visit meme-oriented forums if you are upset by seeing memes.
Your call, but that's a life wasted in my opinion.
Stop seething for a second, I agree with you on the consumerist aspect but the 'I want my life to be like a movie' is an idea I can actually understand and sympathise with. Also not everyone is a crude Yas Forums caricature.
>nothing compared to the joy of a family or a woman
Assume you're speaking from experience then and aren't one of these traditional LARPers who do nothing of the sort.
They really don't.
me on the right
dilate
>'I want my life to be like a movie' is an idea I can actually understand and sympathise with.
you're a fucking retard
>Assume you're speaking from experience
yeah that doesnt happen in real life anymore. no, faggot """christians""" and their beards don't count.
>GAY PEOPLE BAD
>SEX I DON'T APPROVE OF = DEGENERATE
You're boring me now, get some air.
cities rock i get to have sex with girls from tinder
>life just passes you by
Protip: Life just passes you by no matter where you live. That's what life does, pass you by, and then one day you look up and realize that you're not young anymore, everything that you thought mattered when you were twenty is now a joke that twenty years olds roll their eyes at, and all those nostalgic memories you have of wandering from meme bar to meme bar in a drunken fog are only meaningful to you.
There is nothing of value in big cities that you can't find elsewhere.
>Faggot OP can't handle pasttime conventions of socialisation: The Post
Incel pottery is so beautiful
This, but unironically.
"Life has a way of moving you past your hopes and dreams."
--- Jeff Bridges character in Tron:Legacy
that is a plus for sure
>rural location
>nothing to do
>nowhere to go
>surrounded by boomers that obsessively want to talk to you and get offended if you don’t want to
>big city
>shitton of things to do
>shitton of places to go
>everybody minds their own business so I can go buy groceries without some old faggot I barely know trying to make dumb conversation with me
You choose
I want to fuck that redhead cutie :3
Okay. I'll get some fresh air in my small town where it's actually breathable.
I choose rural so I don't have to interact with people.
>Life passes you by
Yes I get that, but you'll get more out of it if you're willing to engage with your surroundings. If you keep yourself to yourself, you dismiss all outside interference. I understand that's a plus to some people, but others are wired for external stimulus.
I'd rather have the experiences for better or worse than nothing at all, and then use them to guide whatever time I have left. You get more from cities, speaking from experience of both.
>posting graphic novels
I would just post on Yas Forums no matter what
Living in a city is great if you love the smell of piss and garbage. That's not for everyone though.
>kids being left in cages to die
Holy based
>incel
reddit tourist spotted
This but unironically
how the fuck?
What's to stop me from living in a small town and vacationing to big cities where I get to enjoy the highs without the lows?
>shitton of things to do
>shitton of places to go
Like what going to bar A instead of bar B?
Paying to get ignored by chicks at club A instead of club B?
I've lived in a big city all my life and literally every activity here is a scam to separate rural rubes with stars in their eyes from their money.
Big city natives are not impressed by big city things.
very based
What you’re saying maybe be true if you’re a fucking incel who does nothing all day but if you actually do shit like help out in your community, do public services, find a girl to wife and raise children then your point is moot
>>rural location
>>nothing to do
Where I live there's a ton to do. Camping, hiking, hunting, kayaking, fishing. Lots of open space for people into ATVs, off-roading. Granted these are all outdoor pursuits so I understand why someone from the city wouldn't be interested. We also have bars and golf courses and night clubs, just not as many as a major city.
>>big city
>>shitton of things to do
>>shitton of places to go
Like what for example? I occasionally travel to the city for a concert (a few times a year) or a sports event but outside of that what else is there to do in the city?
>but you'll get more out of it if you're willing to pay more for it
ftfy
That's the reality of big city life.
There is no meaningful experience here.
Just one big nihilistic carnival of bright lights and empty interactions.
>going to different bars and meeting different women
This sounds fun tho