Hey user, who do you think I should choose?

>hey user, who do you think I should choose?

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The hoe who broke up with her last guy for you so I can have the hot one.

Neither. Left is part negress and right is a 4/10 hiding in a vacuum of ugly office people until Erin shows up and turns her into the dumpy house wife for the rest of the series.

Stay unattached and fuck Erin when she shows up.

left and it's not close

do offices really have one chad that fucks every female coworker ?

Usually not.

rashida

damn the hips on karen

Yep. And guess what?
> lights up a cigarette
> put on my shades
> pops my collar
> unsqueeze my tie
I'm that guy.

>Stay unattached and fuck Erin when she shows up.
Ryan the Chad already called dibs for a threesome

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They usually have that one thot that fucks half the chads in the office.

>chads
There is no Chad in boring office jobs. Chads prefer social jobs with many young women, even if they pay much less.

This isn't even a question. Jim is a dumb fuck for sure.

I dont see much chads in creative jobs.

Karen is ten times hotter than bulldog jowl Pam

>shitskin prettier than the caucasian
white people seethe harder

yep

whiteoid Pam:
>square jaw
>crazy
>age like milk

MULATTO BVLL Karen:
>pretty
>genuinely sweet
>age well

Ay tone ima startin to see a pattern

Reminder that the man to the left of Jim fucked Pam first

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kevin

The main characters were mostly salesmen paid on commissions. They landed accounts, maintained old relationships and basically charmed new clients into their service despite the fact that it was a smaller operation that was more expensive when compared to its competitors.

Cant get more social than that.

Neither. If Jim wasn’t a little bitch he’d still be with the hot Amy Adams cheerleader.

>Oohh wah, I hate that she was popular in high school
>Bloo bloo bloo, I don’t have the same connection with her that I do with Pam, that connection where she WATCHES me do pranks on Dwight
>AH BOO HOO! She dresses well and like a young woman, not constantly in old lady jumpers

He said social, not creative. Chads are rarely have creative talents because they're too busy fucking stacey and don't see the value in spending time alone bettering yourself at something that won't immediately result in money or women. Chads do things like sales due to their "social skills," because people are way more receptive of social interaction from attractive people.

Rashida but Parks and Rec Rashida

You’re trying to say that being in sales is, by default, chad? What about Phyllis?

God fucking dammit she was so perfect bros
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR GOD DAMMIT

BASED BASED BASED

BUILT
FOR
BREEDING

No he didn't

This guy and Pam were supposed to have a first date but he didn't show up, from what I remember

Pam any day of the week.