What if Gamergate wasn't just a story?

What if Gamergate wasn't just a story?

>Camera shows innocent looking guy typing away at his computer in his moms basement. Glow from screen lighting up his face
>Voice from upstairs "Honny can I come down?" yells his mother
>Not now Mom...I'm...I'm just finishing my homework
>"Okay sweetie"
>Camera pans around the basement and we see a MAGA hat, a chained up woman with "Slut written on her forehead and the text on the computer monitor of a Yas Forums post that reads "KILL ZOE QUINN!

All around me are familiar faces
>Zoe Quinn (Played by beautiful SCARJO) sits down with two white guys in an office
>"What is it Quinn?" Says guy
>"Look I cross referenced some data from several outlet polls and triangulated the research into a game that will single handily corner the female gaming market, I call it Depression Quest"
Worn out places
>Men look at each other confused and angry
>"Female market?" Says man 2
worn out faces
>GO HOME GAMER GIRL!
Bright and early for their daily races
>Zoe enters her apartment and logs onto her email that is full of hundreds of messages

Going nowhere, going nowhere

>Flashes of the words RAPE,CUNT,LIBERAL BITCH are projected on Zoe's face in horror as she cries

Their tears are filling up their glasses

(Inception BWAAAMP)
>Cut to scene of an explosion outside a hipster cafe
>BWAAMP
>Cut to scene of Zoe jumping between rooftops as fat slobs with Katanas try to chase her
>BWAAMP
>Zoe talking on the phone to somebody "They are all after me because they know I am the only one who can bring the fight to their doorstep!"
>Cut to towers falling over
>Donald Trump speech
>Fat gamer in basement cocks his shotgun "I don't know what reality is anymore"

No tomorrow, no tomorrow

>Last scene is a camera panning up to Channing Tatum in a red wig
>Who are you?
>Me? I'm Brianna Wu. I'm putting together a team

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>GamerGay

> gamergate (/ˈɡæmərˌɡeJt/) is a mated worker ant that is able to reproduce sexually, i.e., lay fertilized eggs that will develop as females. Gamergates are restricted to taxa where the workers have a functional sperm reservoir ('spermatheca'). In various species, gamergates reproduce in addition to winged queens (usually upon the death of the original foundress), while in other species the queen caste has been completely replaced by gamergates.

I did not follow the whole story but you incels are in denial. The phenomenon is extensively documented in many species, mostly in Ponerinae and similar subfamilies.

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can someone post the cthulu one with tom cruze

would be kino

if you ever unironically identified with the gamergate movement past high school, then get help

this

>>Fat gamer in basement cocks his shotgun "I don't know what reality is anymore"
me

It's been almost 10 years, and the gamergoober boogeyman still isn't dead.
How much longer can they keep milking the same dead, dried up husk?
Most people don't even remember what the fuck it was about anymore. But theres still this tiny wierd minority that's clinging to it with every fiber of thier being.

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Someone actually thought the OP was funny enough to make a thread. I'm sure in OPs mind he was going to type this up, solve the captcha and be rewarded with millions of best and redpilled (You)'s

it's a pasta older than 9/11

So much effort for such a shit thread.

At least you can talk.
Who paid you to shitpost?

Actually gaming related
youtube.com/watch?v=c5U28XQyZeU

How can ant die better: than facing fearful odds, for the nourishment of her larvae, and the den of her Queens.

Last last scene
>itsaGundam lets out a chuckle which turns into hysterical laughter.
Credits roll
After credit scene
>indigo white saying "we really do live in a society huh gamer?"

>zoe quinn played by scarlett johansson
Hysterical.

>Zoe Quinn is one of the most critically acclaimed, widely recognized indie developers in the gaming industry, and a leading voice in the fight against online abuse. She has testified about online abuse at the United Nations, and the issue continues to make headlines, from features in tech publications to national op-eds about political discourse online. Quinn's most famous game, Depression Quest, has been played by over 2 million people. Prior to the #Gamergate explosion, Quinn's work was praised in such outlets as Forbes, Wired, The Wall Street Journal, Kotaku, Paste, and GiantBomb. Since August 2014, even more mainstream media have taken note, including MSNBC, The New Yorker, The New York Times, Vice, Playboy, BusinessWeek, and BoingBoing, and the UK's BBC, Guardian, and Telegraph. Fast Company recently named her the seventeenth Most Creative Person in Business for her work with Crash Override, and she appeared on Forbes' 30 under 30 list.
wow Yas Forums you really showed her

based Horatius

you know what a good name for it would be?
Box Office Poison

what the fuck was this scene?
literally the only part of a time travel montage anyone would give a shit about and they make it look like some eye-straining optical illusion with a single tiny dinosaur that looks nothing like what modern scientists and archeologists hypothesized

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I haven't played video games since I was a child, the only reason I followed GamerGate at all was because I was truly astonished by how manipulative and intensely dislikable those two lying cunts and their followers were, and what they were able to get away with. It was truly fascinating to me, like a case study in just how far women can go when they lean into the damsel in distress angle hard enough and shamelessly enough. At the fact that Zoe Quinn thought a movie was going to be made about her and Scarlett Johansson should play her is truly psychotic levels of narcissism.

>Crash Override
can you just name your movie after another fictional character with no compensation or consequence?
Can I make a movie called a Mickey Mouse?

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>made alec holoawka or whatever that fags name was suicide
Don't forget that part

I like it. Make it happen Feige!

What a slampig

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She's literally the feminist equivalent of a Kardashian.

The Holocaust happened 80 years ago and its still driving policy in Europe

They made a show losely based on gamergate in Quebec and the show really got shit on. I didn't watch it, but it was really bad apparently.

Why?

BRAVO
R
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>and the show really got shit on. I didn't watch it, but it was really bad apparently.
Has sexism gone too far?

>Cut to scene of Zoe jumping between rooftops as fat slobs with Katanas try to chase her

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