>war movie
>does not consist at least 85% of grown men shitting themselves while howling like animals crying for mommy while pissing themselves while dying
War movie
Joshua Sanders
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Dominic James
Using the same word three times in one sentence is pretty cringe.
Levi Reed
name one time this ever happened
Joseph Rodriguez
Not every military is the French military.
Nathan Barnes
dunkirk.
Tyler Morgan
>war movie
>isn't just a bunch of chucklefucks doing stupid shit 90% of the time and filing paperwork
Asher Cox
name 58 times this has happened
Parker Nelson
I think the 1970’s all quiet on the western front conveys this idea very well. Also in the irishmen, deniro mentions how youre afraid at first but then it just becomes about surviving
Gavin Sanchez
Nobody died at dunkirk it was just a fun day out to france
Kayden Diaz
>Hops into a taxi
>''FOLLOW THAT CAR!''
>''Holy shit, man. I waited my entire career for someone to tell me that!''
>Tires screeching
Blake Brooks
i have held 3 mens hands as they died and none of them asked for their mothers. they did all shit themselves.
also, the average infantry fucktard barely sees combat. you have to be specialized to see combat regularly. war is nothing like the fucking movies.
James Butler
Hey buddy raiding Molten Core with your guild in 2006 wasn’t actual fucking combat
Benjamin Wright
Nice
Jose James
You clearly have no knowledge of military history
Sebastian Hernandez
>war movie during the fall of the Reich
>enemy combatants are depicted as fully grown and menacing German men not women and children conscripts so it's more heroic when American mc large bulge "killts dem dar natzies"
Colton Myers
literally any war that had artillery, or cannon fire coming your way?
Isaiah Richardson
>war is hell
Kayden Bailey
>WWII movie
>the defeat of Germany is attributed primarily to a country other than the USSR
Andrew Adams
You would hold their hands.
Wyatt Reyes
92% of war is waiting
6% is moving from somewhere to somewhere else
and maybe 2% is some form of combat
Dylan Morris
Thank you mr. Veteran man with your extensive inside knowledge nobody else has
Josiah Campbell
Not every war movie involves the french.
Wyatt Murphy
t.
Gabriel Peterson
Wow, you sure refuted that shit like a pro
>MC kills the Germans after they ran out of bullets shooting all his comrades
Doesn't sound very heroic to me
Brandon Jones
seriously though, why wouldn't you just shoot your foot during training or something, beats dying for your country
Luis Lewis
see
I'm not even French, but claiming that the French military sucks is ignorant
If you are from the US, it is ignorant and ungrateful
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Joshua Martin
You know those documentaries about Scientology and how brainwashed they get there? Imagine that, times 1000, with direct, actual threat of violence. For six months.
Literally everyone who denies that war is LITERALLY hell IN EVERY SINGLE CASE is such a brainwashed drone.
Lincoln Martin
yep. people told me it was gay even when we were fighting. but i wanted to feel the life force drain from their bodies.
one of them i thought was going to live and we lifted him up and i bandaged him wrong and his guts spilled out. so i didn't get to feel him die.
Nolan Ross
the french military has a pretty competent air force. but your soldiers are absolute shit. and i think you even have a nuclear navy, but i doubt you fucking have any idea how to use it.
Kevin Lopez
>war movie
>there are women anywhere near the front line
Samuel Nelson
Repetition adds emphasis adds importance adds focus.
Hunter Anderson
Some people are mentally ill and think being in the army is cool. Just ask any tacticool Yas Forumsfag who posts cringy armyboner bullshit and thinks he'll single handedly shoot down goatfuckers epic style like in the vidya games
When a friend of mine had to enlist, he wore a dress, played crazy and got discharged. I'll do the same once I get out of uni and my time comes too.
Fuck that.
Ayden Morgan
This comment is accurate.
Brody Young
because you were a faggot that didn't actually do anything. 95% of the army serve in non combat jobs. 98% of the army never sees combat even once.
the rest of us got shit done.
Jayden Murphy
because it's propaganda to join the military and die not for your nation or people but for the ruling class's interests
Carson Thomas
>why wouldn't you just shoot your foot during training or something
Because you fight for your country when duty calls. Your post shows your mindset. You take what you can and call for help when you need it, but when you have to do your part, you pussy out. People like you call for open borders, but don't house and support immigrants in your own home at your own cost. Because you only take and demand, you never give and support.
Thomas Bell
>Movie portrays the Soviets as heroic liberators and not a roving swarm of drunken rapists
Zachary Lopez
If it was really trying to be realistic, it would be 85% guys jerking off and the other 15% watching My Little Pony.
Carter Cox
>but i wanted to feel the life force drain from their bodies.
Ayden Kelly
Have fun dying for your country while I'm at home posting sneed on Yas Forums, faggot