Tfw no decent kino about wars of the roses

When i play the board game i only consider it a win if i capture princess Margret before she turns 18

Are there any shows or movies which depict the Battle of Agincourt? I want to see french knight get moved down by arrows

w-what do you do to her?

There are some good movies about Agincourt - namely Henry V and the King - but not about the war in general.

Also interesting that we've never had a Joan of Arc kino

Godddamn it, holywood! Where are my colors!?

Shakespeare's Henry V but the focus squad is not archers but Falstaff's scrub irregulars from the slums of London

youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM

>Henry V and the King
Will check them out

>Also interesting that we've never had a Joan of Arc kino
Yes we did, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messenger:_The_Story_of_Joan_of_Arc

FIll her with love .....in ever hole

>Drawing the arrows on the left.
Nice try user.

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Branagh's Band of Brothers speech is a jewel. So emotionally resonant. One of Shake's best speeches. If it doesn't make you want to kill frogs, you're not a man.

>Are there any shows or movies which depict the Battle of Agincourt?

The King (2019)

imdb.com/title/tt7984766/

I have read every play but still not seen that movie

THIS

why do white men make you so insecure?

coping brownoid mad because his history is too irrelevant for a kino tv show

It would be very hard to do. Wars of the Roses lasted 30 years and involved generations of families. Would almost be impossible to do in one movie unless it was like 4 hours long.

>Wars of the Roses lasted 30 years and involved generations of families
quick rundown?

No quick rundown would be good. You’re better off just reading the Wikipedia article
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of_the_Roses

fair enough

>Eventually, the wars eliminated the male lines of both families
holy shit

Edward IV was one of the biggest chads to exist.

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because it's boring anglo shit
it would only be interesting if the French or other continental powers were prominently involved, like the 100 years war

They should’ve done a War of the Roses period style instead of bog standard DND medieval style.

BASED

thoughts?

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>Be bong
>Notice the sheep shaggers are good with bows
>BTFO the Frog eaters for 300 years
>Upgrade to guns afterwards and colonies 1/4 of the planet

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imagine the hubris of this disgusting looking mf