Why didn’t he just use his pee and cum as lubrication to free his arm?

Why didn’t he just use his pee and cum as lubrication to free his arm?

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It's hard to produce those when he's severely dehydrated you fucking retard.

Is it true though? Haven't seen the movie, but imagine the sheer willpower needed to cut your arm off with a pocketknife.

he couldn't masturbate because he had no lotion

why didn't he just call his mom to come get him?

since it was stuck wouldn't it have been numb as fuck till he started hitting nerves?

>Americuts

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You'd have to cut the bone too. With a pocket knife. He must've died a thousand deaths.

he was on nofap

couldn't cum because he was circumcised and had no lube

Can we talk about how based this movie was? It is my favorite movie.

he said it felt like pulling red hot strings of spaghetti out of his arm

why didn't he just jostle the rock so his arm could get free?

Yeah it basically showed this too he gets and extreme spike of pain right when he gets to the nerve

>OP would have made it out intact
Armless loser BTFO

No pron in the cave

Water would be absorbed by the rock increasing pressure accomplishing the opposite of what you suggested.

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The crazy thing is, when they found his arm a few months after he got rescued, all they had to do to move the Rock was push it a little backwards towards where he was stood

So if he had pulled the rock instead of pushed it, he’d still have both arms

Whatever happened to Franco after he tried to shag that British slag.

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It was fake you idiot.

didn't boyle try to convey this by using guitar riffs for the pain spikes? I remeber something idiotic like that for some reason.

have you seen the movie?
thats literally what happens

Wouldn't the rock have crushed him then?

Man shut up, how would you try to describe it using only visuals and audio? The sound of broken glass and a chalkboard?

Oof, I would give all the tea in China for that slizzz

Ah, the Gordon Ramsay style

he's a coomer like the rest of us

His biggest mistake was bringing that shitty knife

>Ouchie!

>AWWOOOOOGAAA!!

>Is it true though?
what else could have happened bud

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN ARM!!!!!!!

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Dear retards ITT,

He broke the bones in his arm, he didn't cut through them.

Sincerely, user

Into the Wild is way more impressive.

Pee and cum aren't very good lubricants. Water isn't a good lubricant either.

We know it works
Many such examples

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no audio whatsoever and no visuals other than what the actor's performance presents. a good actor should and could sell excruciating pain just without gimmicky avid farts and epic riffage. too bad that franco is a shit actor and boyle is a hack.

>no audio whatsoever and no visuals other than what the actor's performance presents
Literally peak capeshit

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>dies
kek what a retard