Walk into bar

>walk into bar
>see this guy

What do?

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get arrested for violating lockdown restrictions

Damn he's hot.
Probably sniff those pits and abs and lick his body.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

You forgot the part where he slaps my girlfriend on the ass

You're a fucking idiot

You dont have a girlfriend

Take him to the toilet and fuck his ass.

fair point.

I might be a filipino and we don't do kung fu but this is cultural appropriation, no I won't say anything about asian people learning boxing or mma.

Start groping his ass.

How new are you?

>trained in MMA.
I'll wreck his faggoty karate ass.

Why is he doing shirtless kungfu poses in the bar?

He's drunk duh

oh yeah lol

unironically looks like some portland hippy who picked up jew jitsu or some shit in his free time, he's even wearing sweatpants ffs, how do people buy this?

how new are YOU?

Offer to buy him a few cycles worth of anabolic steroids and a gym membership.

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absolute state of nu/tv/

He meant 180 and moonwalk outtake there

orientalism refers to the middle east
retarded chink spic

Hnnnnng

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>didn’t take the bait
you alright, user

suck his cock? I mean what else do you do if you walk into a gay bar?

Realize I've walked into a gay bar, turn 360 and walk out the door.

this is some next level cuck shit. Damn why did he even think the shared moan thing was a good idea?

RENLY?

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Isn’t your guys prime minister or some shit a famous boxer?

he will most likely slap you on the ass, look at him

Ahahahahahahaha

He's waiting for a high five, but I practice social distancing, so I'll just wave and go around him.

Order a beer.

Punch his face inside out because he’s a know onions enthusiast

I know right? it can be interpreted in a way that's really probably not what he'd hope to convey

get my black bull to fuck him in the ass

I'll never get why they shot him from that angle. His arms and legs are so scrawny. You'd think they'd go for a more front facing shot where you could hide how rail thin he is.

double leg
throw him on the ground
d'arce choke

Eat his ass, of course

That posture is completely wrong. Back should be straight, the guy has no structure. Why the fuck would you stick out your butt like that

holy BASED

You jelly? Ironfist would kick your ass

I have no clue what non-shitty martial art would use a stance like that though

I knew he'd FLIP out over this

He legitimately looks like my gay cousin whos a failed actor. I used to beat the fuck out of him when we were kids, so I could never take that guy seriously.

micky packyao is a senator, if youre refering to him as he's the only flip boxer i know

>this thread

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