/trek/ extra virgin edition

Woi be de Oirish pertrayed as gypsies in ster trek?

damn brazilian football player kaka looks like that?

hey I let you know I'm fully functional. I choose not currently engage in any physical contact tho

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What did it feel like?

Is Troi in Picard in the "x4 (or more) sex drive" phase of Betazoid women yet? Did Riker rejoin Starfleet temporarily to give his dick a rest?

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It amazes me that trek has gone so shit that the Orville is seen as some sort of "savior" to the franchise. What a miserable, depraved, starved, humiliated bunch of beggars the fanbase must be.

>wHoᴀ /tRek/... ʏou doɴ’t Mook so Good... Y̷̝̼̥͚̖̹͎o͜u̬̟ ͎͚ͅd͚͘o̮͕͓͖͔̗í̘̝n̠̝͓̱̫g̼͚̪͔ ̴͎̝̜̞ͅo̸͍̳̣͖ka̵y m̟̥͔͙͕̗͉̈́̎̿͟ã̸̘̪̘̞̣̠̥͖̥̏̀̚n̜̗̰͉̝̯̪͍̟͋ͫ̇?̖̱̓

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Honestly?
a few beers in, I would.

Yes, yes, well done STD, well done

Once you get past the laughing at your penis phase, it's smooth sailing.

what are you? gay?

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Anons here give trannies a hard time but she's more fuckable than a LOT of bio chicks I've had on my lap.
TOS is my fav, whatever.

Did Riker rejoin Starfleet temporarily to give his dick a rest?
mostly like yes, if anything she can dick flattening and make him cum using just her mind

Quark really is the greatest character in all of Trek.

>what are you? gay?
Straight as they come, but trannies fascinate me. I don't mind femme males, I'm just not into dick. Guess that makes me an ally.

Riker's one to fucking talk.

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after everyone of /trek/ gets laid.

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Happy 420, /trek/.

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>Wow, user! Tell me more about those canon inconsistencies! Are you saying you build models of star ships? That's so COOL!
>*indicates she wants to snuggle*

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Man, her mother was much more delightful at that age. She should have listened to her.

By the time I was 14, I must have watched every star trek episode like 88 times, lol.

who is it?

One of our regulars. She's very political but is also quite knowledgeable about star trek. I like Kira in DS9.

A-are you....fully functional?

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Was she, dare I say it, a hussy?

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Sisko probably got so hard knowing he was going to get to smash Jadzia

I saw what you did there...

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>The Enterprise is the flagship of Starfleet. It represents the pinnacle of Federation technology and ambassadorial ideals, designed for peaceful long-range exploration and first contact; its filled with families, and decked out with plush carpeting, wood fittings, art, and holodeck entertainment. Its a diplomatic cruise ship in space.
Sounds comfy. Like a warm sci-fi blanket. I wish we could have gotten Gene's original vision instead of the Die Hard ripoff in space that we ended up with.

Delete this post now you fucking barbarian

coz today is hitlers birthday? we geeeeeeeeeet it

>season 3 change to ENT opening

what the fuck

Fuck off VF

I used to eagerly anticipate Mondays so I could watch all of Lorerunner's TNG reviews. Then learned he was arrested for anally raping a 13 year old girl and only got off due to a police error. I still watch his videos because I'm a loser with no life but I don't feel good about it.

I don't know about you guys but I find it very easy to simply discard STD & STP as non-trek. They're two piles of shit that have nothing to do with the hopeful, inspiring story that I love.