AVADA-
KADABRA ALAKAZAM
Did he just attempt to murder an 11 year old boy in brought daylight, in a school while the greatest wizard of all time was just a few dozen meters away?
Harry Potter literally did not exist
Even the death curse could not kill the boredom out of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Yes.
That seems like a bit of an overreaction.
-CARDO
What, I'm hungry
*winks at camera 2*
Woah woah woah, let me get this straight. Are you telling me this guy was about to murder a child in a school corridor
This is another reason the movies are retarded
No the boy made him give a sock to an ugly elf.
no
Harry was 12
>gifting house elves clothing sets them free
>malfoy never gifts the sock, he unknowing hands it over, hidden, inside another object
>magic rules allows this for some reason
>so if you ask your house elves to wash your clothes, they are set free?
Bravo JK
>funny how much damage a silly little book can do in the hands of a silly little girl... mind you not to pay attention to the book before my plan's complete yes pay it no mind please it's just a silly little thing
based
been too long my friend
I think its if you hand it to them without giving them a clear order for to do with it. So if you give them an order to wash clothes then give them clothes, they´re not free, but if you´re like "slave, here!" and throw them a shirt it counts
So its a dumb rule system, as most things in Harry Potter is. But it has some cutesy symbolism
He said calmly
That's what we're going with.
get the fuck out of here ryan
I literally saw this pasta yesterday
He was gonna kill Dobby, not Potter.
"AVADAITA"
AVADA KANIGGRA
Wrong
He was just selflessly doing his master's bidding. Must have been a hero among the Deatheaters.
HARRY YOU SHIT SUCKING FAGGOT
Not wrong at all. Why would he kill Harry? That's retarded. It would be much more realistic if he kills Dobby in front of Harry so Harry doesn't get any ideas to fuck with the Malfoys ever again.
Said Dumbledore, calmly.
it's broad daylight you mong
This series is crying out to either be remade or forgotten. None of these films aged well, and only a handful were bearable to begin with.
>This series is crying out to either be remade
Too soon, give it ten years
>or forgotten
Warner won't let that happen, they can high Rowling to write more trash for more movies with young Dumbledore.