Reminder that Patton Oswalt murdered his wife and totally got away with it

Reminder that Patton Oswalt murdered his wife and totally got away with it.

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Based patton
at least he had a wife which is more than most of you fags will ever get in life.

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I had an interesting early-morning nightmare maybe six weeks ago in which I was the son of Patton Oswalt and his second wife/gf had died in again weird circumstances, and I was to take over a related property (whose)? It was like this small trailer up in the green hills, small but comfy. The walls were lined with old TV/audio media: VHS, DVDs, audiocassettes. Then this Mexican comes on the property, snooping around. I demand to know what he's doing, following him. More Mexicans show up. I confront him and he shoots his gun at the ground, keeps pacing, and I go quiet. Then this other Mexican comes up and says they need 700 dollars and they know they can count on me. I agree.

if i had a wife, i'd never let us go to bed angry at each other. i also wouldn't murder her. this makes me a nazi.

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I was here before you

no this website is more fun

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I used to think this was a joke but the more I read the more I think it's unironically true.

>no scooby avatar patton defending himself in the first few posts
what the fuck?

Same.

most murders aren't solved
why do you people care so much about celeb murders

Redpill me on Patton murdering his wife because i'm in the 'this is a joke" phase.

patton oswalt,
did nothing to his wife

I don’t like him at all, esp his role in the new MST3K but
>his tweet was based
>those protesters are whiny and stupid and need to stop watching so much tv/going online and live in the real world

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Liberal bootlicker mocks working class americans protesting government overstep? Based!!!!

can someone give me a quick rundown? All i remember from when I heard of this a few years back was a sob story from AV Club. Y'all need to stop memeing this shit lads if there isn't evidence

why are crossposting on tvch.moe?

Patton knew his wife was abusing drugs and let her overdose. I don't blame him, who would want his child to be raised by a junkie? Plus he had an upgrade wife on the pipeline, I think he remarried just 6 months after letting his wife overdose.

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not a bootlicker or a liberal, but I prefer science > image board memes/YouTube ranters/alex jones etc

So which jewish cabal did Patton piss off to have this meme spread about him

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t. patton

>not a bootlicker or a liberal
yes you are

>but I prefer science
no you don't

there's no evidence that this thing is more dangerous than the seasonal flu. what's actually happening is massive totalitarian government overreach. you also believe evolution steps at the neck up

>that picture
straight out of facebook

that's not murder

then why is it literally called SARS brainless idiot? how much do you even know about viruses in general but most importantly why don’t you stay in Yas Forums with ur fellow loonies

He blocked me and a few dozen of his supporters started threating me in dms and shit. Super funny

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pics or it didn’t happen

Actually based.

2018-2019 flu season was 35k deaths is the USA

currently in April corona deaths are over 40K in the USA

I love this pic

Why do people think this? Someone point me to the rabbithole.

its fucked up, but she's probably in hell right now as we post. there is a story of a saint appearing to someone he was a superior to and he said of all the 60,000 people that died the same hour as him, only 2 went to heaven and like 3 went to purgatory.

He also went on Conan while "mourning" and told a joke about how his daughter's friends were expecting him to move on and have a new wife right away and pretended to think how weird that was.

>there aren't actually people dying like is being reported in every country where this shows up, it's actually a calculated government scheme brought to you by the people who don't know the difference between surgical masks and N95 masks and only happening in America.
What is Occam's razor?

Based Appalachian user and his redneck dreams.

>only in America
How much of a brainlet are you?

>I fucking love science
you're pathetic and blue pilled
Become an hero

If youre mad at this you never had a wife

And again, if what you're saying is true why is America the only country under the impression that the virus isn't all that dangerous and they're being lied to by their government?

I said prefer not love typical of you stupid mouth breathers always changing what people say to fit your worthless agenda