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Do you think see made a beeline to the holodeck to fuck virtua picard?
I hope that these digits sooth the founders after my many failures!
There was the episode of TNG the Empath where Riker was kissed by a hot chick and told the bridge he was headed for the holodeck
canonically, she flicked her bean to her grandmother's diaries or some shit. Crusher got down with ghosts (which is extra creepy considering her husband was dead).
I want to experience fictional 24th century masturbation more than I want to have sex.
Jolan tru, /trek/
You must have real power, mon capitan.
Pick one (1) race that aren't the Klingons, Cardassians, or Bajorans to flesh out more
Only one?
Orions, Nausicaans, Gorn are all criminally underutilized and underexplored
The pig face race. Shitty Enterprise episodes don't count.
the Breen obviously, or the chelliak(?) from that one s1(?) episode
>At this time [the Prophets] straight up had no interest in Dax or any of the Cardassians
There is no time for the Prophets. Any linear interaction they have is one they have already experienced. Any opinions they hold and characteristics they have should be timeless. They probably let the timeline play out in a certain way for the benefit of linear creatures.
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Kirk is found guilty of rape.
Orions are purely underutilized. Fan servicey as fuck but also a lot of potential for some cool stories and lore.
Man those are some shitty makeup effects.
>Any linear interaction they have is one they have already experienced.
We don't know this for sure, they say that's how it works but who the fuck knows what they actually meant by that? We are all of Bajor anyway
The Breen or the Hirogen.
>Man those are some shitty makeup effects.
It's called SOUL, bitch. And it's way better than the shit on Enterprise 35 years later.
>fish face race
>pig face race
>african tribe race
>space indians
anything like that ruins the fucking show and is so blatantly in the "What do we got?" ideas folder.
I'd take humans with ridges in their face over anthroshit or just completely and wholly derivative stuff any day.
I'd like to 'flesh out' a Risian shemale, if you catch my drift
That's just my interpretation based on the first episode. By the time Sisko is done explaining linear existence to them, it becomes clear that it's for his benefit. Perhaps he did explain it to them in some timeline but not the one we see by the end.
It sets the stage for the rest of the series as Prophets acting in a way that they need to for things to unfold naturally for linear beings, allowing non-linear creatures without writing themselves into a corner and creating a good motivation for what are basically gods.
Like I said in the last episode though I was on acid the last time I watched it, so I am probably just reading things that aren't there.
>the last episode
*the last thread
>Like I said in the last episode though I was on acid the last time I watched it, so I am probably just reading things that aren't there.
Nah DS9 was rick bermans cocaine years which is why it's so good, like how morrowind was written by a guy on DMT or something
ICONIANS
There is time for the audience watching the episode though. I think this was done for the benefit of story-telling and to cut down on truly unnecessary screen time. Some things can be well enough implied or hinted at that you can get the jist.
We don't need to SEE, on screen, the Prophets interacting with Dax, to see them reject her, to then see them interact with Sisko, to see them choose him, to understand as an audience that they chose Sisko over Dax (or any of the Cardassians for that matter). And none of this points to the fact that this omission is solidified as warranted when the Sara character is introduced any way.
Tellarites, Andorians, Bolians, Caitians, Kzinti
you are all racist
Xindi
Computer, would you disable the SAFETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!
I wish Burnham had actually been fat and also genderqueer just to accelerate the burning dumpsterfire demise of Trek as a franchise rather than having to watch its slow spiral into insanity
Star Trek Riker when?
Alright /trek/ yeah!
I don't think Frakes is a good actor, but he's so likeable.
Fuck Janeway and fuck Voyager
>I don't think Frakes is a good actor
I don't think you're a good poster
I wish the fake spoilers about Geordi being horrifically butchered by evil Romulans offscreen were true, not because I dislike Geordi but because it would be the perfect fuel for the fire of hatred that nuTrek inspires in me
Well, he's literally not either of them? 2 people reformed into a single person isn't still 2 people it's 1 person objectivly.
This is getting too autistic so i'm tapping out of this one.
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I knew from the beginning that this storyline would involve one of three major things; a time travel explanation, a Mirror Universe necessity, or a gigantic motherfucking retcon the size of the Alpha Quadrant.
Inventing a type of space travel that LITERALLY upends every single other series and movie that no one has heard of, but was seen in multiple military engagements with multiple other alien species?
Even if we "buy" the in-show explanation of "they were all sworn to secrecy", that doesn't cover literally everyone else.
Horse shit, horse shit, horse shit. All of it.
geordis episodes are simultaneously kino and the most boring shit i've ever watched
>a time travel explanation, a Mirror Universe necessity, or a gigantic motherfucking retcon the size of the Alpha Quadrant.
How did it feel when we got all three of those things executed in the shittiest way imaginable?
What kind of drugs do they have on Risa?
I'd take a Geordi episode over any STD or SPIC episode gladly
>I may be surrounded by insanity, but I'm not insane.
>I don't think Frakes is a good actor, but he's so likeable.
This. He can't carry his own show. In fact, the character of Riker should have retired with Picard and the Enterprise, permanently. Muh Captain Riker of the Titan was a retarded meme. Riker's career was stalled for S2 of TNG and it was an integral part of his characterization, in fact. Had Stewart left after S3, the show wouldn't have lasted with Riker in charge. They would have found a new Captain or canceled.
The Game
Real drugs, not that incel shit
The female changeling explanation of how many changelings there are is probably the most apt here.
"When you return to The Link, what will become of the entity I'm talking to right now?"
"The drop becomes the ocean."
"And if you choose to take solid form again?"
"The ocean becomes a drop."
- Odo and the Female Changeling
This in mind, it has to be at least scientifically possible that if the Voyager crew wanted to reconstitute Tuvix at another time, for some other purpose, they knew how to do so.
Nobody's an incel on Risa. That's the beauty of it, man.
He's a better director than an actor. First Contact was Frakes proving he has some impressive fucking directorial chops. Insurrection and Nemesis were Frakes proving that even he couldn't salvage those dumpster fires with all the producer and Stewart and Spiner meddling going on, hamstringing his ability to tell a good story.
>Nobody's an incel on Risa
The New Essentialists would like a word with you
They're volcels. Completely different.
>Implying that fat Bolian wasn't a seething incel
Can't remember the episode name off the top of my head, but Riker explicitly states that he flat out prefers to be second in command of the Federation's flagship FAR MORE than to be captain of literally any other vessel.
Now whether Titan serves as Flagship in PIC or not is another issue, it just seems like Riker made his mind up about his ship loyalties and career situation decades before PIC.
Risa themesong
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>Two-Takes Frakes
He's an efficient motherfucker.
A single display of a horga'hn and some jamaharon would change that very quickly, (if that were indeed the case).
This, and in TOS it's even worse with locations. They have a literal fucking universe to explore and 9 out of 10 episodes are set on some variation of Earth
>Rome
>Nazi Germany
>A fucking courtroom
>Old West etc
So just how degenerate do Risians get? What's their limit?
Don't hijack my convo
These were financial limitations seen on screen as lack of wardrobe or makeup, not ideas in the writers room.
I find it acceptable to do holodeck episodes because they're a grounding experience and a way to bring comedy out of the show where it wouldn't fit otherwise.
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