Pro wrestling can't be kino-

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I thought wrestling was fake

I’d start getting a boner in front of everyone if I did that hahaha

NO NO NO NO NO

looks so much more impactful from ground level

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well yeah, those shitty tables don't absorb any of the impact

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who wouldn't want to watch midge wrestling? sounds like fun

i would be too tempted to go up and stomp a fucking head in

midget wrestlers are based. midges like warwick davis are the ones who deserve to get stomped

Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering summer of '92.

It's more like exaggerated fighting, I was watching a match the other day and one guy got a pen smashed into his eye

I went to a WWE house show once and Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Triple H was there and it was actually pretty awesome. I didn't recognize any of the other wrestlers because I stopped watching like 10 years previous.

>caring about vanilla midgets in 2020

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me on the right

youtube.com/watch?v=U70MgPbJ3Xw
For me, it's the kokeshi headbutt.

how would this even work anyway? If it did connect how wouldn't the other guy die?

I love listening to Corney talk. Every word he says comes from a lifetime of loving rasslin'

>That thumbnail
Oh boy

That's nothing

youtu.be/O_-qalwjcI4

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Nice bump, kid. Here's your payment.

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>doing that kind of bump
>for $5 and a hot dog
the marks are in the ring

>Too bad every rib of yours was cracked today, anyway here's your handshake and a hot dog kid

Yes

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