Watching some kino as a kid

>call the twister in twister twister

My little brother used to call Peter Griffin "Family Guy"

She forgot the most important one. "Brüste" - Breasts. Aren't Germanic languages fun.

>Calling Ghostface “Scream”

I used to call pikachu "pokemon". And Neo from Matrix "Matrix".

>call the shark in Jaws "Jaws"
Is that not correct?
>he calls Dracula in Nosferatu "Nosferatu"
His name is Cunt Orlok, dumbass

>calling freddy jason

I called Hannibal from the A-Team ''A.B'', because he was better than B.A

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It's okay to call tits "Möpse", sometimes even "Holz vor der Hütte".

Shark's name is Bruce.

wait... the shark from jaws is not called jaws?

I thought Halo was a pretty cool guy because he fought aliens and wasn't afraid of anything.

>he calls him Count Orlok instead of Dracula

>thinking Akira was the dude with the red bike

>his parents let him watch R-rated movies before even turning 13

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She seems like a sweetie, 2bh. Poor little thing can't help being so busty at like 14

>Wasn't allowed to watch Van Helsing
>Watched it at the neighbours anyway
>Parents cut all connections with neighbour and to this day they never speak again

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she's not underage

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>Nephews like scary stories
>they enjoy creepypastas about things they like such as sonic.exe
>one of them is like 3 years old doesn't really know anything yet
>after reading a scary story to them the ceiling fan is making a weird noise
>he screams
>'THERE'S A CREEPYPASTA IN THE FAN!'

Your parents are vampires

vampires>werewolves

*in Germany

Simultaneously arousing and infuriating like all tictoc vids

What does that mean? To go out on a limb, does "Hütte" means house or hut? So, something akin to her being "built"?

"Holz vor der Hütte" can basically be translated to "stacked", you know, stack of logs infront of the house.

Well naturally

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Ahh, I see. I was thinking of "stacked", as it happens.

Halo doesn’t afraid of anything, user.

Paunchy zoomer titcows (that desperately try to hide it) are a wonder.

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