>"Why did you bring Gandalf back from the dead? He should have stayed dead."
George RR Martin on Tolkien's Biggest Mistake
Liam Lopez
Angel Myers
cast him
Benjamin Flores
That hat is super gay.
Nolan Hall
super duper ?
William Morales
Why did you bring back Catelyn Stark from the dead, fat fuck? She should've stayed dead. Also finish the fucking book instead of criticising your betters you tub of lard
Angel Lewis
>brings back Catelyn, and Jon
>resurrection magic is a thing in his universe
Brayden Peterson
can't wait for this fat fucking hack to die
his one claim to fame is that he kills characters off and replaces them with mirror images, books suck and show does too
Xavier Moore
He’s right tho. It was impactful when Gandalf died. It threw a wrench in the entire plan. Suddenly they didn’t have the all powerful wizard to save them. That is all undone when he just magically comes back. Plus Gandalf the White is boring, even Ian said himself he wasn’t as fun to play as Gandalf the Grey.
Ryan Cox
because death is boring and predictable
now falling down a mountaing while fighting a gigantc demon only while still falling down AND SURVIVE. thats fucking metal
Ayden Thompson
As big a hack as GRRM is, he's right about this one
Thomas King
>he says as he's about to bring Jon Snow back in Winds of Winter
Dylan Butler
Gandalf can’t even die, moron.
Wyatt Richardson
or Beric who gets resurrected a bunch of times since Catelyn just gets semi-zombified.
And how Jon will most likely be resurrected. He just doesn't get LoTR, the taxation meme is 100% literally him being serious.
Nathan Rodriguez
george is the fantasy's worlds biggest mistake.
James Diaz
also grrm: lady stoneheart is a great idea!
Austin Hernandez
Luke Fisher
This, i kinda get it, the parallels with Jesus are kinda obvious but even he didn't just hang around only for 40 days but all the apostles had to take on their missions and innevitable faiths after he left.
Leo Brown
Gandalf didn't even do any shit in the Fellowship
Aragorn saves the hobbits before they got to Rivendell, as did Glorfindel/Arwen. Gandalf just spent his time being Saruman's bitch at Orthanc
Connor Allen
I think he said at some point that if you bring someone back from the dead then they are less the version of what they used to be. Catelyn is a zombie and did Jon even wake up in the books yet?
Also Beric is less every resurrection too, he's a weaker version of what he used to be.
On the other hand, Gandalf got 10x more powerful after death
Jacob King
>literally the God himself intervenes and forbids Gandalf to die
Evan Diaz
Finish your book you fat fuck before you keel over. If you don’t not only will the HBO ending be the only ending there is, but Tolkien will have the “Finished his series of books” life achievement and you won’t. Then everyone will look back on these quotes, like the “Good King” quote, and wonder how a sausage-fingered assdragger had the gall.
Write while there’s still time George, if you don’t finish your final book you’ll be Rowling tier, she dipped out early and just made 7 long.
Cooper Rivera
GRRM wishes he was as good as Tolkien.
Who will even give a shit about ASOIAF in a few years?
It's never going to be finished and the last 2 books were pure garbage.
Meanwhile, Tolkien will forever be known as the guy who made fantasy genre what it is.
Elijah Gray
How did this hack get so popular?
Eli Rivera
horny nerds.
Samuel Bennett
Why did you bring jon back you fat fuck
Aiden Green
Yo idiot, finish the book! Fuck HBO in the face by giving us a different storyline! George, you're the people's man, fuck hollywood! Finich it before your arteries clog up, I can see you're not losing any weight
Gavin Collins
Tolkien was a Christian with Christian morality, not a fat edgelord who can't finish his series. Him bringing back Gandalf was a good decision since it showed how the universe balances out evil with good.
Ayden Lopez
>Gandalf didn't even do any shit in the Fellowship
Gandalf:
1. Lightning-strikes the Nazgûls on Weathertop
2. Helps Elrond to drown the Nazgûls in the Bruinen
3. Casts a fireball on wargs pursuing them west of the Misty Mountains
4. Btfos Durin's Bane
5. When Frodo puts on the ring on Amon Hen and attracts the Eye, Gandalf battles Sauron's will and wins allowing Frodo to take the ring off
Elijah Hill
ISILDUR!
Isaiah Gray
basically adapted Dune to a fantasy setting
Adrian Flores
Well, I'm still waiting for the books even though I stopped caring for the show years before it ended. Also, the last 2 books were good, like the ones befroe them.
Meanwhile, I stopped reading Tolkien halfway through the third book. And I don't know anyone else that would've read Tolkien, but I know many who read ASOIAF
Nicholas Barnes
Lol lord of the rings is so dumb. No major character dies except Sean Bean and that’s only because he dies in every single movie he’s in. Gandalf comes back to life, he has this bullshit about his horse being the lord of all horses lmao like where the hell was that horse when he was Gandalf the grey? Shits so dumb. Here’s how you make it better: Sam should have died saving Frodo from Gollum at the end, Mary or Pippin should have died somewhere in movie 2 or 3. Legolas should have died taking down the Elephant, Gimli should have lost an arm in battle in Two Towers, and Aragon should have lost an eye in the final battle. Show us some battle wounds, show us death. There I just made the movies x5 more emotional, memorable, suspenseful, and impactful.
Logan Evans
>the last 2 books were good
Lol nice bait.
Jason Martinez
George has written himself into a corner, he knows whatever he writes the fans will be pissed so he decided to say fuck it and live the good life until he keels over. That way fans will say "but it could have been great, he could have made a much better ending than GoT!" The fatass knows what he's doing I'll say that.
Dominic Williams
Ian Walker
Why would the fans be pissed?
Jason Ortiz
>waah, people need to die so I can feel satisfied
stay with your tits and dragons
Austin Watson
Why's he so asspained about Lord of the Rings all the time. I'm sure if we tried we could come up with a hundred or so nitpicks of his shit.