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John Ortiz
Justin Watson
Fuck off VF
Elijah Parker
Ryder Powell
Zachary Cooper
who?
Nicholas Hughes
$7.50
Brandon Peterson
I don't open webms
Christopher Morris
>data_raids_a_child_pornography_operation.webbum
David Howard
What is the difference between an android and a robot?
Do Klingons have 2 hearts? I heard this somewere.
Does it count to have sex on the holodeck, like Geordi does?
Why do Bajorans have ear rings? I see that both men and women have rings.
How do they make someone a kai on the Bajoran homeworld? Is it chosen by people or is it the one who talks to the gods or prophets?
Are the prophets gods or just strong aliens?
How do they keep their feet on the floor on deep space nine station? they spin really fast around in space.
Data had a child but why didn't Lore have a child too? Are they not the same kind of construction?
The klingons are so tough but many times they lose too!
Are the symbols on the jackets in tos communicators like in the next generation?
Worf gives up many times as an officer and quits. Is he not brave? He has no stamina i think, haha!
Keiko hurts O'brien with yelling and being "hidden angry" all the time. I don't like her.
Why do we never see them shower in startrek? At least in TNG.
Why are no admirals famous like the captains are? Did they never do anything?
Why do bajoran people hate the federation? They are hepling the bajor homeplanet against cardassians.
Why is Lore evil? Isn't he just given emotion by doctor Soong who made him? Only emotion, not evil.
Why is O'brien's racism shown as acceptable?
Benjamin Sullivan
Why is Vic Fontaine a better therapist than Ezri?
Jackson Adams
Matthew Hernandez
he has a thousand cock stare
and not a circumsized one in sight
Henry Roberts
The Trekkie checklist 2.0
1 point is earned for every true statement.
1. Lives with parents.
2. Pale skin.
3. Overweight.
4. Says things like "I like having the physical boxes".
5. Picky with food.
6. Doesn't shower every day.
7. Wears glasses or contacts.
8. Has dandruff.
9. Virgin.
10. Masturbates into sheets without using a jizzrag.
11. Bullied in school.
12. Has an unusual first name, like Drey or Layland.
13. Thinks friends on the internet are worth the same as friends irl.
14. Skips romantic scenes.
15. Unemployed.
16. Has Phimosis.
Andrew Williams
Idk, I'm new but I think all the cool kids are posting this.
Owen Russell
frogs should be in uniform.
Lucas Hill
4 points. Evaluation?
Lincoln Murphy
Crewman, first class.
John Nelson
Ayden Sanders
Friendly reminder that Data is a computer, nothing more. No divine spark, no empathy, no consciousness. Just wires and microchips, nuts and bolts.
Robert James
Data has more empathy than Section "kill 'em all" 31
Brandon Hernandez
My bad, you're right.
Jose Baker
data has attacked the crew like 9 times
Landon Nguyen
n i c e
Alexander Morris
Calm down
Anthony Wright
Fuck you I love my internet frens
Liam Edwards
Parker Wood
Aiden Davis
SHEER FUCKING HUBRIS
Jaxson Hill
>Jeffery Coombs
Sebastian Davis
Christopher Powell
Hunter Gutierrez
Geordi wanted to do that in public so that he had a witness.
Chase Johnson