Corsets make my pee pee feel funny..
Corsets make my pee pee feel funny
Leo Harris
Carter Johnson
That's because they constrict proper blood circulation
Henry Bailey
Women should be required to wear them. Prove me wrong.
Bentley Hill
Most women are fat and do not have kino titties.
Alexander Rogers
Why didn't Amadeus suck and fuck Mozart's wife?
Jack Cook
Elizabeth Berridge
Matthew Jenkins
Nicholas Cooper
Corsets are made to make even the flattest titties into big, bouncy cleavage. And they exist to suck in the gut of fat women and give them better posture. Perhaps it's false advertising as to the potato they'd look like in bed, but then so is makeup.
Liam Williams
Dude, I live in the midwest. I've seen some tits that just can't be fixed. Sometimes you have to throw out the whole hog.
Jack Gonzalez
Sweet Jesus, why did you make those tits so hot?
Oh no, help me Jesus. She's taking it off.
*ding-a-ling-a-ling*
Adam Sanchez
>cut to commercial
DIIIEEEES IRAE
Grayson Davis
>Salieri didn't fuck her
What did he mean by this? I mean she was offering to sleep with him
Caleb Rodriguez
i still haven't seen the theatrical cut because of this one scene
Anthony Robinson
only trips will tell if you check 'em
Hunter White
True power is the power to turn away from something, user. If you cannot say no, you are a slave.
Ian Baker
you're not supposed to wear them unless you are a girl.
Isaac Perry
He was probably as impotent as his music.
Asher Phillips
WOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SOME HECKING BOBBERINOS SOME MILKERS SOME BIBBERS BOBBLES BABS MILKIES FOR MEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Fisher
Pretty meh if you ask me.
Angel Allen
Imagine if she said he was a worse fuck as well. How could he cope? Once that crossed his mind he knew he wouldn't be able to give her the dick unabashedly.
Jackson Lewis
I too am a corset guy, but I must always ask that they're accompanied by stockings and a garter belt.
Luis Allen
Based and seconded
Alexander Sanchez
Play Peter Griffin.
Jacob Brown
Nah user, they're great
Anthony Richardson
Stop jerking-off for a couple weeks and get back to us.
Liam Thompson
>Nah user, they're great
Cooper Cook
unironically too big
Kayden Baker
you don't get to decide if i'm a girl
Isaiah Mitchell
>tfw barely anyone old enough to remember the era where movie boobs were both the first and some of the only boobs you could see before easy to find porn
You made due back then. I fapped to the sex scene in the original terminator vhs more times than I care to remember.
Evan Wright
Truth.
Aiden Rogers
truth
these are not boobs
that's a front butt
it's okay to like butts and all, but that's not good boobs