>*writing machine noises* [name of the channel]
>a 4 hour video essay "In the defense of [shitty juvenile movie]"
*writing machine noises* [name of the channel]
Sebastian Lopez
Aaron Scott
?
Nicholas Adams
>cynical furry avatar pops up on screen
Cooper Ross
oh, a wojak
Liam Walker
I'm gonna report your post
Not so you get banned, but so you get the help you need
Christopher Turner
>crosses arms
Adrian Young
Better than fucking Anime, Captain Incel.
Adam Bailey
I hate avatars. Attach your real face and name to your opinions or you're a scared little bitch.
Mason Phillips
>watching YouTube "critics"
That's the real soi.
Jeremiah Robinson
It's actually the music that annoys me most, you know the one I'm talking about. Modern house vibe piano shit. But count to think of it I hate anime shit too and wojak shit as well.
Justin Lee
>"writing machine"
Nathan Gray
>bong accent
Kayden Perry
Adrian Moore
So this...........is the face.................of the Right Wing of the political spectrum.....................................................
Yikes!
Daniel Rodriguez
The irony of this post...
Michael Ramirez
Give me one reason as to why essays should be video asides from money.
Mason Scott
Holy shit
Josiah Ramirez
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the HECKING anonymity
not the big brotherino dodger
Ryan Cooper
>Better than fucking Anime, Captain Incel.
Yas Forums incel calling other people incel
Luke Garcia
>"In defense of [something that stands on its own weight / merit and doesn't need anyone to defend it]
Are those vids even worth watching at all?
Cameron Diaz
jokes on you he's actislly a nonwhite leftshits who wants less whites
Jordan King
>I'LL TAKE MY CHAAAANCES
>I FORGOT HOW NICE ROMANCE IS
>I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR THE LOOOOONGEST TIME!
Jace Hall
Ryan Stewart
I legitimately want to kill SuperEyepatchWolf.
Austin Sanchez
There's 0% chance you are actually getting laid
Ryder Lewis
>geeks + gamers
Zachary Wood
The ones that are 4 hours long are usually narrated by condescending sounding smug motherfucker who talks fast and uses the voice that sounds like a beta's idea of what alfa male should sound like but I take any of these faggots over pretentious 5-10 minutes overanalyzing bitches who clearly love smells of their own farts and speak in dramatic fashion
Jack Lee
bro you just got low-key big chungus Keanu wholesome
Easton James
>What we can learn from X
>The importance of music in X
>X: Better than you remember
>X: What happened?
>The meaning of X
>X: A cinematic masterpiece
>X: How to write Y
>X deserved to win: An essay
>The genius of X
>Fixing X
Jeremiah Hill
he could be fucking some other barely passing tranny
Luke Phillips
Go back to MyAnimeList and then livestream your suicide.
Wyatt Jackson
>x is a nightmare, and here's why
Lucas Perez
>”I mean, is it just me or [opinion shared by 100% of subscribers]? I dunno that might just be me. Well anyway, guys, don’t forget to like and and subscribe. Maybe leave a comment. Whatever you feel like, anything helps. Oh and I know I haven’t been uploading much over the past couple of weeks. I’ve just been going through some stuff. I dunno. Maybe I’ll make a video about it and let you guys know”
Matthew Bell
>*writing machine noises*
That's called a pen, you retard
Xavier Hall
None whatsoever
The argument "it has to be visual because how can you describe visual media without it" is shit. You have words, use them instead.
It's like all the shitty YouTube "critics" who think that film criticism is starting to describe every scene in the movie from start to finish and then giving some notes. Spoilers ahead, skip to the time code! Pathetic. If you cannot give an opinion, analysis and recommendation on the movie without sounding vague and unsubstantual without resorting to describing the plot, you are not a critic. You're just a guy, who tells you what happened in the movie and how cool/shitty it was
Zachary Reyes
>video essay about a children's video game begins talking about existentialism
Owen Nelson
>What is going on here?
Ayden Scott
Big Chungus....we're leaving.
Adrian Flores
>112k subscribers
Juan Ramirez
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Kek Redditors: good thing theres no more cringe in her-
Fortnite Devs: allow us to introduce ourselves
Minecraft Steve: kills fornite devs
Fortnite 12 year old has left the chat
Chris Hemsworth: because that's what heroes do
Avengers: assembled
Thanos has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
Kevin Johnson
Who are you quoting?
Gavin Miller
oh lord
can you post mrobvious next?
Cooper Rogers
... do you know where you are?
like anything good has come from making your face public on the internet. stfu faggot