Why didn't Bluto just eat some spinach too and then kick the shit out of Popeye and rape Olive?

Why didn't Bluto just eat some spinach too and then kick the shit out of Popeye and rape Olive?

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why didn't Olive just eat spinach ?

I never understood why they were even fighting who gets Olive. She is a cunt and ugly as fuck.

Sailors will fuck anything with a hole.

i thought his name was brutus

i'd rather bang Alice the Goon

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popeye is like a metaphor... for something...

Because spinach tastes like shit.

that thing creeped me out as a kid

i thought his name was bonzo

eh, i like it. maybe because i watched popeye quite a lot and was very impressionable lad

they sometimes called him that no clue why
he was called this in some of the german dubbed episodes

I think it happened once

I vaguely recall a strip where she gave Popeye a bunch of looks/fashion advice and his reply was "But if I went to all that trouble I'd have to get a better looking dame than you"

Because only Popeye was a healthy spinach eating boi

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Is Popeyes chicken related to Popeyes the sailor man?

Was this the best casting in comic book cinema history?
Maybe JK Simmons was close

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Lmfao

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holy savage

Was Popeye human?

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damn, this shit's actually funny. I always thought popeye looked gay and just avoided it

i don't know about robin williams
plus those forearms always creeped me out as a kid
more please

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Neck yourself you zoomer piece of shit

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Brutus and Bluto are two different characters.

Is Bluto /our/guy?

Nah, it really does look gay as hell on the exterior. Not even a zoomer, not that it matters unless you're a literal boomer.

so you're simply a fucking retard after all, at least zoomers have an excuse

>seething this hard because I commented on your boomer toons

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OOF

HOLY BASED BATMAN

>that ending
LMAO

Pretty sure there was an episode where he did exactly that

This movie deserves more love

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Reminder that this got scrapped and replaced with The Emoji Movie.

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I miss the caricatures in old comics/cartoons.

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Good, it looked gay as fuck and soulless

What did they mean by this?

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Popeye looks like *THAT*!?

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Looks like they made the right decision.

Same. She's the incarnation of that kind of grotesque and weird that creeps me out more than the explicit scary things. Maybe she rappresents Russian people or something?