Cast him

Cast him.

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some fat iliterate hillbilly

Idris Elba

Jackie Chan and make it a Chan-like movie about his godlike powers

>Destroyer of men
>Destroyer of animals
>Destroyer of global economies
>Destroyer of relationships (during shelter-in-place)
Is there anything this man can't do?

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Hallie Berry

it's time for China to stop yellowing their history and have Xi Jinping played by a Black Man

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tell the truth

>stop me making Winnie The Pooh comparisons

Ken Watanabe

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He did, though. You cannot make Winnie the Pooh comparisons and have it reach a Chinese audience, that's the entire point. He dgaf what you say behind the Great Firewall, the point is that some little bitch on the internet said he looked like Winnie the Pooh, and now the image is gone from his territory. You only wish you had this kind of power.

Build an escalator that isn't part apex predator.

based xi makes trannies seethe

>Idris Elba
Based

>You only wish you had this kind of power.

Stop projecting you faggot

>based
based? based on what?

Based.

Take it easy, Jiang.

Why do leftists keep fawning over oppressive dictatorships? They have performed about 30 million forced abortions where they hog tie women and drag them into the abortion mills

I swear, commiez are the exact same psychopaths as nazis

Chinese escalators help weed out fatties and are irrevocably based.

>be even 1% above average weight
>get sucked in by the local escalator and converted into onions to feed the proletariat

If a communist country does bad stuff then it isn't communism, thus communism is infallible.

I bet this dude has a tiny dick.

corona was an inside job

How can one man look so much like Winnie the Pooh?

Based Chinese escalators.

in a woodchipper

umm sweaty that's not communism

>wish you had this kind of power.

What is
>nigger
>holocaust didnt happen?

The west and the jews did this way before the chinese.

>mao
>born 1893 in china
>listed as being 6 feet tall
Is this more retard commie propaganda like how how Kim Yong Il scored 16 hole in ones in a game of golf and that he never has to poo?