You know nothing, Jon Snow
You know nothing, Jon Snow
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Milner
it's a shame that the last season shit the bed so hard that this show is basically already forgotten.
i really enjoyed the first few seasons
>gets pusy licked
>falls in love
do women really?
I DUN WANT IT
Everything he did was for nothing
you say "shit the bed" like the suck just whizzed in out of left field
the show had been in obvious decline since the second half of Season 5
tu ne sais rien, jean neige
Shut up bitch you live in the woods
I dhun't want to know
>*repeats the same line over and over again in the books*
George just can’t help himself
True, but the last season was several orders of magnitude worse that any of the previous ones. The normies were still onboard after those seasons, but literally everybody hated the last season
it was the lord's kiss
george will have dany rape him in the cave
The actual passage from GRRM's groundbreaking book, word by word
>Tyrion is woken. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. He hears. What this? He wonders. Maybe Wakers? He scare and he go outside. He checc around. "Hmmmm," he say. "Maybe Wakers?" He walk hallway down. He say, "Hmmmmm". THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. Tyrano afraid. He then see things. Wood. Ship is wood. Maybe this sound of wood not Wide Wakers? Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe ship is try say something. He observe wood. He checc wood, but wood say nothing. Only THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. He say, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I wonda what thisa isa?" He confuse. He thinke, "Wat if only hear THUMP THUMP THUMP when I walk down hallwae?" He smile becus he smart. He stops walk on hallwae. He listen. No THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. He smile becus he smart. But then!!! THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. He smile no more. He know Sum Tin Wong. Wi Tu Lo. Ho Lee Fuk. Bang Ding Ow.
non meme actual passage from A Storm of Sword showcasing how different Jorah is in the books
>"Oh," was all Dany had time to say as he pulled her close and pressed his lips down on hers. He smelled of sweat and salt and leather, and the iron studs on his jerkin dug into her naked breasts as he crushed her hard against him. One hand held her by the shoulder while the other slid down her spine to the small of her back, and her mouth opened for his tongue, though she never told it to. His beard is scratchy, she thought, but his mouth is sweet. The Dothraki wore no beards, only long mustaches, and only Khal Drogo had ever kissed her before. He should not be doing this. I am his queen, not his woman.
>It was a long kiss, though how long Dany could not have said. When it ended, Ser Jorah let go of her, and she took a quick step backward. "You . . . you should not have . . ."
>"I should not have waited so long," he finished for her. "I should have kissed you in Qarth, in Vaes Tolorru. I should have kissed you in the red waste, every night and every day. You were made to be kissed, often and well." His eyes were on her breasts.
>Sum Tin Wong. Wi Tu Lo. Ho Lee Fuk. Bang Ding Ow.
a daring synthesis
SHE
IS MY QUEEN
Honestly, I've been trying to pinpoint the moment the show really started to go off the rails and where the warning signs showed up and I actually think it's season 4. The whole return to Craster's Keep subplot was indicative of all the problems that would follow on.
No disrespect to Burn Gorman, I love him as an actor, but Karl Tanner was a fucking joke. Like, his whole gin alley monologue was hilarious because it was just on the level of fanfiction. He's like an early example of what Euron Greyjoy would turn into.
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Dany only cares about drogo's goo.
it's the Rian Johnson school of screenwriting, no wonder it turned to shit
Can we all agree Tyrion was actually a moron? In book and show.
Once he is hand of king, he just spies on Cersei and gives everyone in kings landing good reason to believe he killed Joffery
Than varys for some reason decides this goof is worth saving
hot. dany is a hungry girl, she needs to be bred, otherwise she'll start nuking cities
tyrion wants to have sex with cersei
All the sex scenes in ASOIAF are cringe. It reads like roastie fanficfion and it’s gross imagining that fat fuck writing this shit with a straight face.
>her cunt became the world
Kek
Tyrion may have been the biggest victim of the stupid writing and plot railroading the later seasons heaped on the show
>be given power by daddy
>only catch is to not bring whore with him
>brings whore with him
>get scolded for it
>be told to get rid of whore
>doesn't
>daddy why you hate me?
Are you kidding? Under the circumstances, he does a damn decent job. Of all the people in King's Landing, Cersei needed to be spied on because she's a fucking idiot and her schemes always explode in everyone's faces. Maybe he relies a little too heavily on Varys' suggestions, but Varys is at least trying to keep some semblance of peace. That and he has the added pressure of Stannis' invasion.
what the what
he relies too much on varys and fails to see how he plays him. shae was 100% varys' spy but I'm still doubtful wheether bronn spied on him as well
once the show made Jaimie and Bronn go on a secret sidequest to Dorne to save Myrcella it should have been cancelled right there
goddammit, I'm trying my best to forget about that shit
no it was cringekino
what the actual fuck was any of that
>the scenes where she cries over having to desecrate people's graves or the inevitable extinction and oblivion of the giants and their culture got cut
The strong women meme stripped each and every one of them of any warmth and nuance.
snek
Cutest psycho
this scene proves that the target audience was retarded
Anyone else notice how both Arya and Bran travel far from home to undergo some magical training, and both fuck it up spectacularly to the point people die before their training can be finished? Yet the moment they're both back home, they act all mystical and inhuman and everyone treats them as though they're hot shit.
No seriously, fuck Arya and fuck anyone who thinks her character is well-developed. She's a fucking idiot who trains to be an assassin and then refuses to kill everyone she's hired to kill because "uwu they're innocent" and then goes to settle personal grudges instead. The faceless men should have just slit her throat for defying them and be done with it.
Well yeah, the majority of fans were women
Arya "I know a killer when I see one" Stark
The legend of Gin Alley still worked for the most part even if it was over the top. Only problem I had was the battle vs Jon, he should have been gutted in a second trying to fight a longsword with a couple kitchen knives.
dun hav eet
dun wan eet
simple as