Haha can you imagine going a whole month without a hug?? That’s crazy

Haha can you imagine going a whole month without a hug?? That’s crazy.

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I'm not sure when the last time I touched another person's skin was. Even just a handshake. Months or maybe years.

Dane Cook is such an untalented, smug asshole.

this but unironically

How is this even possible? What about your family?

Hahaha like can you even imagine not having intimate physical contact with another human being? Hahaha is that even possible??

>it's another off-topic self-deprecating reddit thread
How is this shit any different from Twitter trannies begging for attention?

We can say the n-word while doing it.

Don’t be such a fag Tyler

i don’t remember the last time i saw a person
how ever my solitary wizard training has enabled my hearing to detect people’s weight
so I can tell when the delivery person is thicc and I sniff the bag real hard and touch my pp on it but I hope it isn’t a guy every time

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We are anonymous.

I don't think about you at all.

What the fuck are you then?

>being surprised/overwhelmed by how soft a females skin is and instantly getting a boner cuz you brushed karens hand at work

Who the fuck are you then?

then say it you fucking n-word

NIGGER

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ALL FUCKING RICHERS MUST FUCKING HANG

>aww, becawse of the BAD quawantine you no get any huggi-wuggies? AWWWWW that is sooooo SAD you pooor liwle cinnamon rowl :( im gowna look at wholesome keanu and cat pictuwes nao :(
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
Fucking Twitters giving rich retards the constant opportunity to show the entire world just how the West is home to the biggest crybaby faggots on earth
fuck the retard in the OP, the OP, and the virgins itt who brag about being social retards like K from BR
fuck all of you

Is girl skin really that soft? I thought it was just a meme.

What's it like to touch a woman haha

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Name???????

>stupid dumb Dane Cook just trolled all the incels of Yas Forums
Best timeline

It’s like touching sunshine.

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>tfw got so desperate I went on tinder 2 weeks ago
>for the First time in forever I got a match that replies
>Girl typed like she was autistic but I got her snap
>We traded nudes and she was actually hot as fuck with kino tits
>she wanted to fuck but she lived in a ghetto hole, and I couldn't bring her to my place because of my parents, and I couldn't afford a hotel
>so I ghost her because talking to her was like sandpaper to my brain

My horny monkey brain makes me think I'm an idiot but it really wasn't worth the trouble.

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please don't do this to me bro...

it's just SKIN you utter RETARDS
stop thirsting jesus christ

money just PAPER you utter RETARDS
stop being poor jesus christ

it's just AIR you utter RETARDS
stop breathing jesus christ

search skin hunger on google

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I hate coomers

>it’s just the greatest gift god ever gave us!

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pretty sure i went from ages 5 to 21 without a hug

i want sex so bad

bruh is she puffed up rn?

I apologize user

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This.
I remember I was legitimately surprised when I touched a qt cashier's hand and it was super soft and moist.

I wouldn't mind shaking hands with her. Maybe she will hold my hand for 3 seconds

Who is this goddess?