A T-X has just been sent back in time to kill you

masturbate

hide on a boat. terminators can’t swim, they just sink.

Hop in the car, drive to my secret crush's house and rape her.

I collect dragon dildos and Japanese Mindrape Mobile Apps and Japanese sex drugs.

To be fair, she will never stop looking for you. It's not like you can just fuckoff for a one-year road trip and then come back home to safely resume your life.
Like in the last Terminator movie when he catches John Connor in Costa Rica or some shit, years after the events of T2

Not that it matters since the whole movie is shit anyway, but it was probably in Nicaragua, right after the events in T2

>whole movie is shit
I enjoyed it, so the movie being shit is only your opinion and not a fact

I know you didn't enjoy it. The movie is objectively shit.

I tell her that if she wants to kill me she needs to make me cum 5000 times
Lol

Just let her kill me

I don't get this, how could you send someone back in time to kill them, if they're still alive when you send it? That means they already faced what you sent and survived it

I thought the action was great, the separating terminator was a cool gimmick and the superchick was decent.
Only thing I thought was weak would be the Sarah Connor character but thats about it, I enjoyed the movie

I enjoed it too as a kid, the guy is sour because he is not attractive enough to attract an attractive female so all he has accomplished since discovering porn is fucking his hand.

that's what made the first terminator film a fun time travel loop. Skynet created John Connar by going after him.

this is why time travel in movies never makes sense, as soon as you travel back in time the future that you left becomes your past.

the worst offender of this is that scene in looper where the guy loses limbs because they're removing them from his past self.

Did he die?

So terminators can't just steal a boat and steer it towards you?

imagine getting a handjob off the tx

If they have the ability to time travel why the fuck would they travel to one hour from now instead of right now?

go back to the futures past and terminate the production line

Can they even specify the hour? I don't think they can

She looks like a dyke

Then how do I know I have an hour to prepare?

A dyke with inflatable tits, man! Think about it!

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a premonition

Surprisingly, he recovered in the hospital after a many month teraphy.

Rape

don't know what you're referring to, friend
but that doesn't sound canon to me

what would it smell like if she smothers you to death with her ass?

I'd follow Austin's playbook.
youtube.com/watch?v=9H4prE95LE0

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let them kill me because being alive is cringe and retard pilled.

Smugly tell her i saw her tits in that uwe boll movie and that i feel kind of sorry for her career then take my time answering when she begs me to let her suck me off