Reminder that this great " hero" desperately wants more than anything in this world to fuck a 14 year old girl

Reminder that this great " hero" desperately wants more than anything in this world to fuck a 14 year old girl.

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THE DOG WHISTLE'S RINGING IN REAL LOUD ON THIS THREAD BOYS

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Based, also he’s never been a hero. Jorah is just a cuck mercenary

He's an exile who sold people into slavery only the show painted him as a hero. I recall him being pretty happy Ned Stark died in the books.

Same

he isn't a hero, no one is

based

Jorah is lame

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He is the closest thing the show has to a hero in the show. You can't prove me wrong.

At least in the fighter class.

You think that's bad? Arya "heroically" slaughtered and butchered people, baked them into a pie with a delicious flaky crust only to feed -1- slice of that pie to their patriarch who she killed after taking a single bite and then it was never mentioned again.

Arya is evil.

Does Bran count as white bread? I know we never learn his tax policy but he seemed like a good kid if a bit socially retarded.

Obviously IRL he'd be turbo cuck beta orbiter extraordinaire but it's a little different in universe if he's like sworn to serve her or whatever. He should still find some other woman though

Average life span of Westerosi is 42 years old.
Average life span of audience is 75 years old.
So, she is the equivalent of 25 years old.

Why does Jorah's (lack of) love life trigger so many people on Yas Forums?

The guy has been married twice before the show, and by the time he died his motivation was just serving the queen he (mistakenly) thought would be the best for Westeros

Did he score though?

What did they think with this casting? Iain is a total (boy)pussy slayer, terrible casting for a fat bald orbiter.

does that mean a 9 year old with terminal cancer is alright for you

The Starks have the charisma of white bread. They are the Joe Biden of Westeros

Maybe not Ned, but still Jorah is many miles more interesting than him

Because the show is terrible and turned Jorah into a "Khaleesi" machine so that is how normalfags interpret his character

>That scene in the books where he tells Danaerys his life story and how his first wife died after childbirth and his second wife was a hypergamous whore who didn't like Bear Island.
>Ended up selling slaves to earn money to keep up with satisfying her lifestyle
>flees with his wife to Essos when Ned goes to Bear Island to apprehend him
>Danaerys asked if she died
>Turns out his second wife left him for some arab looking bitch boy and ended up as his concubine that bossed around all the other wives the dude had
>Danaerys asked him what she looked like
>"Why, she looks a lot like you, Danaerys"

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Whats the straps on his shoulders connected to?

He did a good audition for Ned Stark, and D&D wanted him around

It was a good thing that he didn"t become Ned, so we got to see him the whole 8 seasons. Even so, I think he would be closer to Book Davos than Book Jorah

Like an Evian bottle

His marriage was such a failure it’s hard not to make fun of it. It’s even worse for him in the books. Daenerys is a constant tease and lets her servants finger her, but never lets Jorah get on the action.

It connects the shoulder parts to the neck part

>Book Davos
that's Paul Giamatti

Well, at least he got to pound that Hightower pussy. And he did it out of (lust) love, not because of some political alliance.

And he was Westeros' greatest hero after the Siege of Pyke (nobody remembers Thoros). Pretty good,life, if you ask me