Watching kino

>Watching kino
>character suddenly looks at the camera and calls me stupid

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>cast makes fun of me for not having a gf again

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>watching some old simpsons
>in the middle of a conversation, Homer suddenly turns to the camera and harasses me about my spinal injury and dead father before spouting a sequence of numbers and returning to normal
anyone else know this feel?

>watching the Non Family
>suddenly my wife comes in and looks directly at the camera and asks for a divorce
anyone else notice this

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Kinos for this feel?

don't really get the running theme in movies for the main character to look at the camera and urge you frantically to kill your family.. is this entertaining for anyone?

>watching Doug, he's writing in his journal
>he suddenly stops, looks into the camera and tells me to stop masturbating and that it's immoral

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nah man happens to me too. its like a running joke in these movies. i cant get the stare out of my head though

Coomer?!

No

if the character doesn't say your full name and street address there's nothing to worry about? probably just called the camera man stupid lol

>movie is based on events in your life
Why do they keep doing this?

I don't reay 'get' the new running gag in It's Always Sunny where Mac tells me about what every combination of throat clearing and shuffling I hear in my college classes means, maybe I'm just getting old

The guy said my address in the next scene

>watching kino
>character punches me in the face

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well i mean, just board up your house and don't go to sleep then

Hang on someone’s at the door

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD DON'T ANSWER IT

>watching kino
>character goes to the bathroom
>suddenly hear my toilet flushing

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another day, another humiliation joi

Fallen

>try to do literally anything
>try to wipe my ass after I shit
>try to literally just piss
>plagued and mentally beaten down by sexual, religious, and violent intrusive thoughts
BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
SHE'S JUST A DUN-DUNNA-DUN DUN SHAMONE

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Oh

Too late.

What schizo meme is this. Don't you fucks have anything better to do?

No.

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where do you think you are

I do, but I was watching the Lion King and Simba looked right into the screen, said my name, my addrees and number of OP's post and told me to reply to this thread

Now I can finish watching Lion King

lmao

>character looks at me
>tells me i am the most based person on this board

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based

That's nothing, try to watch kino while chairs and tables are endlessly clacking and being moved around on the floor over me, even at night
I want it to stop

In this brief moment of sanity Id like to ask you what you think a schizo is going to be doing with his life.

4channel dot org slash teevee

>Overweight character on tv is screaming for me to kill myself.
>Realize I'm actually looking at a mirror.

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