ITT: Yas Forums writes a Seinfeld episode

Sid Meier's Civilization

Title: Female Unbonding

A plot: George gets a blowjob from a Tinder thot without seeing what's below the waist. Kramer suggests the Tinder thot has a mannish jaw and is probably a trap. George goes nuts and tries to get the Tinder thot to show him its genitals but overplays his hand and the thot ghosts him. Kramer says he'll meet the thot on Tinder and figure it out for George. Kramer fucks the thot but it is left ambiguous as to whether the thot has a benis.

B plot: Elaine's boyfriend gets coronavirus but she still wants sex. Jerry jokingly suggests she intentionally infect herself with a small dose of the virus so she can get immunity and fuck her man. Jerry suggests she go to Harlem because the blacks won't social distance. Elaine awkwardly tries to get really close to blacks in Harlem who have coronavirus but they are onto her scheme and won't give her the poz.

This pure fucking kino, dude.

kramer gets aids

Seinfeld; the future is in the past

Low effort. Gay. KYS

Kino of the highest order. You two should work in pictures.

>Jerry find the weird guys IPAD with cp and a moral question arises :should jerry fap to cp or denounce his best friend to the fbi while keeping the videos for personal use
>kramer takes jerry car and is uber then charges him money for giving him a ride on his car
>the woman(i don't know her name never seen Seinfeld) starts doing nudes online to pay her bills until a pajeet stalks her and finally tries to rape her

>the woman(i don't know her name never seen Seinfeld)

t. Zoomer retard

Jerry discovers Newman has a real doll that looks exactly like the girl he is dating.

Kramer starts selling raw milk.

George tries to hop on the youtube bandwagon by imitating videos he has only heard about secondhand. His unboxing videos are him just opening random boxes in his apartment, usually with nothing inside.

Elaine starts dating a chad who is obsessed with comic books/nerd shit. He won't go further than making out until she proves she's really into his hobby. She agrees to cosplay for him in a sexy outfit, but he dumps her because it doesn't look authentic enough.

Jerry is a kike who needs to die.

George is secretly a homo who needs to die.

Elaine is a massive Tinder whore who needs to die.

Kramer is a worthless leech who needs to die.

>Jerry gets stuck in line behind ISIS at the grocery store
>George takes growth serum and becomes 20 feet tall
>Elaine starts eating bees
>Kramer converts his apartment to look like an egyptian pyramid

Kino.

Low effort faggotry.

Jerry dabs on his haters

jery get ipad

Kramer selling raw milk is kino?
Please end yourself.

>George tries to hop on the youtube bandwagon by imitating videos he has only heard about secondhand.

I ccan see George doing food reviews and pissing off some soup nazi character.

Mrs. Constanza kills internet George by friend requesting him on Facebook. Kramer turns Jerry's apartment to an air bnb, Jerry starts to date one of the guests

simp

Elaine cosplaying is kino? Elaine eating bees isn't kino? fuck off

jery get ipad

>the woman(i don't know her name never seen Seinfeld
Holy based

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Jerry dates a midget with a face identical to Elaine's.

Kramer buys a hotdog cart but gets bullied by other vendors for encroaching on their turf.

George harasses a girl scout troop and they enact revenge.

Elaine resembles a pedophile who moves into Jerry's building. She keeps accidentally flirting with underaged boys.

George can't get a job because every interviewer Google's his name and it shows up on the leave a memorial post on Susan's find a grave webpage written by her parents accusing George of murdering her

Newman descends into madness. His first victim is Jerry's father, whose face he wears as a leather mask to taunt Jerry. Oddly, though, Jerry is unfazed by the sight of his deceased father's rotting face and continues eating his cereal.

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