Why does Yas Forums always talk about how bad it is? Its better than Craig's first two movies, and its that much worse than Skyfall. Only bad part is them playing up the girl like its Bond's future wife
It also strides a little closer to the older movies. I'll take it over the other crap we've been getting since the reboot
Why does Yas Forums always talk about how bad it is? Its better than Craig's first two movies...
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More like only bad part is the song
>better than CR
GET THE FUCK OUT
Waltz was a horrible casting choice for Blofeld, shitty CGI and apart from the opening 10 minutes I've completely blanked out the rest, which means it was boring shit.
Everything about Blofeld/Oberhauser is stupid. The torture sequence is harrowing and the bomb is satisfying, but the fact Bond just marches along in perfect condition despite having had a needle drilled through his skull is bizarre. Then there's the way he takes down a helicopter with a fucking handgun. The last act of the movie is a total nutso shitshow; Fiennes as a more engaged M is the only good thing in the last stretches of Spectre. Even The Living Daylights has a better last act, and Afghanistan fucking sucks.
Everything up until Bond gets captured is good-to-great, though. They really didn't need to shoehorn in a soapy drama between Bond and Blofeld.
Casino Royale was the only good Craig 007 film.
It makes the top 5 with Goldfinger, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, From Russia With Love, and License to Kill.
There's also the way Bond destroys Blofeld's base with ONE bullet.
>craig
>bond
Dude the dump I took earlier is better than CR
>It makes the top 5
Craig fags actually believe this?
>it makes the top 5
Why do people dislike cr
Because Yas Forums is overrun with plebbitors
Because it's not a bond movie and goes out of its way to force down your throat that it's subverting the rest of the series
Does Craig only do these movies for the contractually obligated hgh and workouts?
Name your top 5.
The best of four Bonds who take it mostly seriously. And Casino is as good a soft reboot as there has been of any franchise.
Okay boomer.
Goldfinger
Goldeneye
Spy who loved me
From Russia with Love
For your eyes only
Jeffrey Wright's Felix Leiter in this is superb and the car AM Vantage, the girl Eva Green. and actually trying to use some of the first book's plot was cool. After Brosnan's Roger Moore-light take, series was really on last legs. CR does a nice job of trying to restart the character. But like Batman, the further you go from hidden detective to blow-shit up in public madness, the less the character works. So the other CR films have sucked going down this route.
As the Saint and in Maverick, he's great. But get the fuck out of here with two Moore films, a Brosnan film in the top 5. Bond doesn't work as the Saint or Remington Steel--he's an assassin not a quippy middle-aged fop--there's no menace in either of them. That said, the Lotus and Barbara Bach in The Spy Who Loved Me are pretty much part of any retrospective of the Films. They may be the best things from the 70's movies.
bond movies stopped being bond movies since brosnan
that doesn't make them inherently bad, but most of them are
I somehow doubt that your dump involved PRIME Eva Green.
faggot
>Jeffrey Wright's Felix Leiter in this is superb
And is an amateur at best compared to the felix from Dr. No.
>the car AM Vantage
You mean the car that was in Die Another Day
>the girl Eva Green
The girl that back stabs Bond
>trying to use some of the first book's plot was cool
So did other movies in the series, including Moore's. Its not the first time this was done.
> After Brosnan's Roger Moore-light take, series was really on last legs
No. Die Another Day made bank at the box office and The World is Not Enough broke Bond Box office records
The series was not on its last legs by any stretch
>The girl that back stabs Bond
Yeah, because that never happens in Bond movies.
imagine having taste that is this awful
>The Spy Who Bored Me
>For Zzzzz Eyes Only
Okay.
Top 10 Bond films
Casino Royale
Skyfall
GoldenEye
Goldfinger
From Russia with love
You only live twice
On her Majesty's secret service
Thunderball
License to kill
The living daylights
No bommers most of your made for tv cinematography looking films with walmart music aren't better than modern flicks.
>he's an assassin not a quippy middle-aged fop
Lol what movies have you been watching?
>She had her kicks
>He's playing his golden harp
>I think he got the point
That's Connery, that not moore or brosnan.
>there's no menace in either of them
again, what movies have you been watching
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Imagine actually liking a movie where a dude comes outta the water in whats supposed to be a girl in a bikini shot
All I remember is how unforgettable this is, being bored in the cinema and thinking how Mission Impossible and even Kingsmen had overtaken Bond to become the best spy thrillers.
>Pretends his list is elite cause muh modernism
>lists you only live twice
Plebs have arrived I guess
>Yeah, because that never happens in Bond movies.
Main girl doesn't back stab bond, no. Side girls? Sure, but not main
Unbridled autism.
Sometimes, yes
>And is an amateur at best compared to the felix from Dr. No.
Jack fucking Lord? Book 'em for bad acting Danno!
>>the car AM Vantage
>You mean the car that was in Die Another Day
Different AM and Remington Bond drove fucking Bimmer Sedans for Christ's Sake.
>>the girl Eva Green
>The girl that back stabs Bond
Because it is a good character and Eva Green could fool you into walking off a cliff Mrs. Moore.
>>trying to use some of the first book's plot was cool
>So did other movies in the series, including Moore's. Its not the first time this was done.
First book first go round with new take on Bond
>> After Brosnan's Roger Moore-light take, series was really on last legs
>No. Die Another Day made bank at the box office and The World is Not Enough broke Bond Box office records
Inflation/international ticket sales exploded with China opening to western films.
>The series was not on its last legs by any stretch
Overwhelming critical reaction was the series needed a new path forward. Thus younger, more physical Bond, and back to a more threatening, assassin style Bond rather than skinny, aging male model Bond.
braindead take. what the fuck happened to this board?
1. Goldfinger
2. Thunderball
3. Goldeneye
4. Dr. No
5. The Man With The Golden Gun
6. License To Kill
7. Moonraker
8. Live And Let Die
9. The Living Daylights
10. Casino Royale
11. From Russia With Love
12. You Only Live Twice
13. Skyfall
14. The Spy Who Loved Me
15. Diamonds Are Forever
16. Tomorrow Never Dies
17. A View To Kill
18. For Your Eyes Only
19. OHMSS
20. Octopussy
21. Never Say Never Again
22. Spectre
23. Quantum Of Solace
24. The World Is Not Enough
25. Die Another Day.
Because of all the nursing home/put boomers to sleep scores this stands out.
>braindead take.
Only a braindead take if you like dick
Top 5, Pussy Galore.
>Inflation/international ticket sales exploded with China opening to western films.
Not to mention bloated budgets. Die another day cost a cool $142 million(compared to 60 million or so for Golden eye) and an even bigger marketing budget.
A lot of times studio execs can be retarded but they decided to update Bond at the right time especially with the likes of Batman Begins and Bourne films coming exploding in the 2000s.
>Jack fucking Lord?
Yes. And I am still annoyed they didn't keep felix a consistent actor prior to Craig's movies. That's one of the few things they've done right
>Different AM
My mistake that one was a Vanquish. Either way, its not like the car in CR was special
>Inflation/international ticket sales exploded with China opening to western films.
Doesn't matter, series was not in trouble you seemed to be saying it was financially.
>Overwhelming critical reaction was the series needed a new path forward. Thus younger, more physical Bond, and back to a more threatening, assassin style Bond rather than skinny, aging male model Bond.
Whats always been funny to me is, Brosnan said he wanted to do this. He even criticized the amount of gadgets in Die Another Day. Wanted to go back to "basics".
Tries to be a campy movie but take itself serous with moments like mr White suicide
Blofeld utterly trashed the plot
0 chemistry with Lea and their scenes are bad
No good action scenes
Overall is a 4