What would you do in this situation?

what would you do in this situation?

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poop my pants, probably

Well, of course, kill them

kill the nerd and rape the girl

run and zig zag, the woman is on her own.
It's better than letting him zip tie you and waiting for your death, make him hit his shots at least.

say sorry and retreat into the woods

Run and slide tackle him

probably not believe its real, push him away when gets close
>fuck off dude we are not playing along!
>get shot and die

shoot back obviously

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Charge him, you can cross that distance quickly.

Properly shove the girl towards him and leg it as fast as I could down that hill and dive in the water.

i'd probably die too
we all like to believe we'd be heroes or do something crazy but once you've got a gun in your face all those notions go away

get into the lake, the water will stop the bullets

So, who was he?

I love this image.

You'd be surprised. If this situation were to happen in modern day, a lot of the population have a general idea that there are very bad people in this world, and they had enough time to take the fuck off.

Back then, these people were very much fucked. They didn't have decades of the media telling them about how bad people were, they instantly thought they were just getting robbed and there was no point in fighting or potentially taking a bullet.

Look at BTK's first victims, the husband was literally a decorated military man who could have beaten the absolute shit out of him, but he didn't expect to be dealing with a genuine serial killer who's only motive was to murder and desecrate, so he chose to pick the route he thought would help his family.

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If I thought it was just some random dude I’d get the girl between me and him and take off running, knowing he probably just wants to rape and murder her and not me.
If I knew it was zodiac I would stump him with a riddle like “what animal kills what it eats, only eats what it kills, but never harms a living creature.”

>thinking the fucking Zodiac was the Riddler

the man could barely spell

shoot him. i always carry.

You'd think, but I remember from that Christchurch stream some guy tried that and it didn't work out for the poor dude. Unless a gun is within arms reach you don't have a good shot on getting the jump on them.

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I feel like there are more realistic options being posted here than what the guy actually did in the movie. He was abiding, but not taking it seriously at all and even getting butthurt about something the girl said. It didn’t really make sense to me

a beaver

run

The Zodiac was Bernie Sanders. Somebody posted more details but Bernie was in Cali when all of this happened

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

you would be facing the same direction retard

how nu

I don't know man. That mudsime almost got him that time and he slipped a few steps before he got to him. He had a chance there but got unlucky.

big if true

Serpentine! Serpentine!

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I hope this old piece of shit dies soon

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Naw, it was Ted Cruz.

Zodiac confirmed incel

I don’t think he was trying to charge the gunman. I think he was trying to evacuate and had the bad fortune to run straight into Hohn.

pull down my pants and start jacking off infront of the nigger.

he was born in 1970

>"You don't know what it's like to be poor."
And as a private plane flying, multiple home owning millionaire, neither does Bernie!

Pull out my conceal carry glock and unload the entire clip center mass.

tag team that ho

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i mean fuck bernie but he is notoriously non-wealthy for a politician. only after 2016 and his book did he get any real money.

I would do a Karate Kick and knock him out.

360 walk away

the shooter got lucky with his shot and got him in the head or neck or something there. you pretty much have to hit them perfectly, and even then once you have two or more people charging you at once, youre just fucked.

but yeah i think the best chance the two had was to just bolt away in separate directions. the problem is its hard to communicate that to your girlfriend in an instant. you pretty much have to just bolt and hope she bolts in the other way.

thats just because he was an irrelevant hippie before the last election