Any films about the most kino creature. The toad
Any films about the most kino creature. The toad
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Toads just kind of sit there
Peak comfy
I always loved them too.. they're slow, clumsy, loathed and they only like rainy weather just like me
that's a frog
She cute
So what does happen to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
I killed a toad as a kid. It was swimming underwater from underneath one rock to underneath another. Each time I threw a rock it swam. It ended with me hitting him straight on, and the guts looked like linguini.
It dies
same thing that happens to everything else
Imagine being a mutant that just hops around and has a long tongue that tries to go against mutants with godly powers.
What the fuck was he thinking?
stupid jumping fish
Reptiles are the superior cold bloods
american toads sound like ufos
Frogs (1972) has cane toads as the main antagonists.
the virgin toad vs the chad frog:
>poisounous as fuck
>lives above the treeline because the ground is for niggers
>chills in bromelia pond all day, vibing on moisture and unlimited supply of mosquitoes that procreate in the pond
>frog turds nurture the plant ensuring it's health and the continuity of the frog's burrow
what a ridiculous meme of an animal
Absolute unit.
What the fuck. That’s some rather sophisticated instincts for a frog. That practically looks like problem-solving.
KOMODO’D.
Pretty based if you ask me.
boring reddit BBC nature documentary animal
He's just living with the cards he was dealt dude, at least he's not porcupine dude
Frogs are notoriously intelligent animals, user. They’ve been observed organising raids, closing pools worldwide and even locating hidden flags based on the positions of stars and vapour trails left by planes.
Fucking cool.
Why is he so smug?
He knows the only thing touching him will be some native coating his arrows
why shouldnt he be?
Kek.
nigga pls
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That’s fucking hilarious.
is this real?
Fucking kek.
Cool as shit.
It's sitting on a nail
It's in excruciating pain
oh cool, an owlfly or antlion lands on the frog there
>cameraman stops singing
>HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY GOOD TIME GAL
recording*