Why does he hate Yas Forums again?
Why does he hate Yas Forums again?
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Interferes with his appetite.
Is that the guy from storage wars ?
Any level headed person would hate Yas Forums. It's the laughing stock of the internet and for good reason.
>Any level headed person would hate Yas Forums. It's the laughing stock of the internet and for good reason.
Sure but Bob isn't a levelheaded person. At all. Bob's the kind of person who compares seeing Super Mario Bros. 3 for the first time to seeing 9/11 unfold.
This, I dare you to watch 5 minutes of it.
>fairly small amount for an average-sized person
Jesus Christ how is he alive?
I don't know who the fuck this is.
>wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets...
sure Bob, sure
"Film" Robert Chipman
Mildly popular internet critic 10 years ago, current advocate for killing 70% of America to make a superior future.
Hey in fairness 2007 internet was a different time. Oh wait this came out in 2015 what a fucking loser.
>sister's wedding
>can't even get a tailored suit
>Red liner like he's fucking Dracula
>WHITE SOCKS
>It's real
holy fuck lmao
>current advocate for killing 70% of America to make a superior future
absolutely based although I doubt we's agree on who should die
They're not white socks, they're jewish socks! Oi vey...
kek
He's right though.
Oh god it's about gamergate. I mean I know the whole thing was a shitshow regardless but fuck me Bob's take is still beyond retarded.
Is his face stuck like that?
Why are people making a big deal out of this tweet? This is probably the least retarded thing he's said.
>red liner with a blue dress shirt
The fuck? I'm a slob who never wears suits and even I know that looks like shit.
It depends, is your criteria for horrible painful death "watched Fox News once?"
>That part of his book where he talks about being too embarrassed to see his parents so he played his 3DS in the car until they went to sleep
Its not a dress shirt, its a blue polo shirt.
When will we see him in that "my 600-lb life"?
how fucking fat are you
Not at all, but I'm tall and fit so I could do all that.
Is he the one that said the next Mario game should have Mario looking at disappointment in the screen because of GG?
That's not a fairly small amount for the average person. This is the kind of amount that the average person would try to eat as a dare. And would fail.
Have you been to Yas Forums?
What this place does to your brain is quite terrifying.
Reminder that Bob didn't move out of Childhood bedroom even once until his 30s.
Why is he so angry? All he does with his life is watch children's movies and eat.
>Have you been to Yas Forums?
I'm on Yas Forums dude. there's barely any difference
Because all he does is watch children's movies and eat, he should have his mind uploaded into a robot body by now!
I know, he should fit right in.
conservatives stole his sci-fi future and now he's stuck as a fat fuck living in a basement apartment and making a living by talking about capeshit instead of having an artificial fit body and exploring space
Do Americans really....?
Only two little portions of chicken nuggets?
I just feel bad for this guy then actually hate him. he has an irrational hatred to what he perceives to be "jockbro republican rednecks" that obviously originated from 80s popcorn films he watched and the mild bullying he probably delt with in grade school. He states some of the most Reprehencible evil shit you could honestly say and he's never in his life met the people he wishes were dead.
I'd honestly want to help him, show him some southern hospitality and maybe try and drain all the propaganda out of his brain. I'm younger then him and I'm married with a stable job and kids yet he's still a bachelor at near fourty and I wonder if he's ever seen a vagina in real life or not. people talk endlessly about incels and alt right virgin boys and other shit but this guy is a picture perfect representation of a neckbeard school shooter who never picked up the gun.
He genuinely lives in the basement of his brother's house in his 40s.