INTERIOR: Small NYC Apartment-Day.
A man sits on his couch intensely staring at the wall.
Yas Forums writes a scene one line at a time I'll start
He suddenly hears faint Italian being spoken on the other side of it.
SMASH CUT
A tight white pussy being stretched out by a big veiny black cock.
SOME - BODY ONCE TOLD ME
The camera zooms out, revealing it is actually a large insect or cockroach
A black cat jumps on his lap
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.
A man of mongrel descent howls in the hallway.
Then this
SAY THE WORD!
SNEED:
Honey, I’m home!
"but Sneed died a year ago..." he thought to himself anxiously.
Sneed trips and falls head first into the cat's litter box full of shit
A hacker bursts into the room suddenly, armed with an ak-47
Hacker: Come with me if you want to coom!
The man on the sofa, who was watching an insect get hammered by a black chicken, takes a moment to comprehend the situation
He asks himself: "Is this real?"
GODARD enters by back door
GODARD: Mon Dieu, this will not do, not at all,
GODARD jumps out of window
HACKER: what the hell was that?
*cue laugh track*
You fool... Chuck is Dead!
Man on the sofa: My name is ERIC and I'm the best coomer in the land. Nothing surprises me
Nice to meat you Eric. Come fuck my wife now.
>a hacker
Not subtle guys
season for a reason, reason for a treason
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HACKER: Who said that?
GODARD (faintly from outside): Ow my foot!
ERIC: cooming is a art
Suddenly an obese man crashes through the window
hacker #2: SURPRISE COCKFAGS
Itachi: Kisame... we're leaving...
Narrator voice: alas, there were no cocks
Hacker#1 and Hacker#2 begin furiously masturbating
Blaine?
Eric: no my name's Eric
Hacker#2 finishes first, establishing dominance