Yas Forums writes a scene one line at a time I'll start

INTERIOR: Small NYC Apartment-Day.
A man sits on his couch intensely staring at the wall.

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He suddenly hears faint Italian being spoken on the other side of it.

SMASH CUT

A tight white pussy being stretched out by a big veiny black cock.

SOME - BODY ONCE TOLD ME

The camera zooms out, revealing it is actually a large insect or cockroach

A black cat jumps on his lap

*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.

A man of mongrel descent howls in the hallway.

Then this

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SAY THE WORD!

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SNEED:
Honey, I’m home!

"but Sneed died a year ago..." he thought to himself anxiously.

Sneed trips and falls head first into the cat's litter box full of shit

A hacker bursts into the room suddenly, armed with an ak-47

Hacker: Come with me if you want to coom!

The man on the sofa, who was watching an insect get hammered by a black chicken, takes a moment to comprehend the situation

He asks himself: "Is this real?"

GODARD enters by back door

GODARD: Mon Dieu, this will not do, not at all,

GODARD jumps out of window

HACKER: what the hell was that?

*cue laugh track*

You fool... Chuck is Dead!

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Man on the sofa: My name is ERIC and I'm the best coomer in the land. Nothing surprises me

Nice to meat you Eric. Come fuck my wife now.

>a hacker
Not subtle guys

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season for a reason, reason for a treason

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HACKER: Who said that?

GODARD (faintly from outside): Ow my foot!

ERIC: cooming is a art

Suddenly an obese man crashes through the window
hacker #2: SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Itachi: Kisame... we're leaving...

Narrator voice: alas, there were no cocks

Hacker#1 and Hacker#2 begin furiously masturbating

Blaine?

Eric: no my name's Eric

Hacker#2 finishes first, establishing dominance