Porn Nopes

straight porn is gay as fuck
why would i wanna see another man's penis

i only watch lesbian porn

>anal at any point

It is fucking revolting, common practice or not. Clean butthole or not. I don't give a fuck. That's where shit comes from, literal waste. Chick's had explosive diarrhoea come out of there. Personally I don't get the "naughty" satisfaction from it that other people seem to.

It lacks the strangely-beautiful 'grace' and sense of being natural that almost every other form of sex has.

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>women in any shape or form

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My nigger.
Though I don't like bush. Why can't women just have pubes and trim them?
I have a beard that I have to constantly trim, is it so much to ask for a girl to keep a nice trimmed pussy?

I watch exclusively POV porn where nothing but the dude's dick and maybe his legs are visible and it's all the chick. Much easier to self-insert. I don't wanna see a dude's ass or that he's more muscular than me. I used to be able to watch that shit, now it just ruins it.

t. 14 years old

>small dicks
If there’s a white dude it’s not even worth opening a tab unless the chick is SUPER fine

Molly jane step anything is kino

>gangbangs
>threesome

This is so fucking stupid. I understand sometimes it's an editing technique just for them to bridge the gap but why in the fuck do I want to see the dude's face? Why? There is zero reason to show.

Since men watch lesbian porn, do women watch gay man-on-man porn?

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No, women watch dad/daughter lolis

I'm drunk. I can get a burger meal for one from KFC delivered for $21.45 or a meal for a family delivered for $30.
Why shouldn't i just order the family meal?
Even if it goes to waste it makes zero sense fiscally.

I just don't get it either, there's a perfectly good hole next to it, use that. It's an instant turn off.

I watch hentai but only strictly vanilla shit.

If there are tentacles or futas or even bdsm involved I don't like it

But I like hentai which in itself is pretty abnormal. Literal cartoon character porn.

What's my fucking problem?

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this this this this
i've hated it ever since watching my first porn in grade school. it looks weird and painful

that's me as well

Food. I hate whenever they include food in a scene. Makes me sick to my stomach.

>anal scene
>no gape/ATM

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If the $21 meal is going to fill you up, spending the extra $9 is entirely a waste user. Don't let your current greed fuel your decision, you'll regret it

This anime cosplay shit isnt sexy

>Mike Adriano expects me to watch a chick eat a cupcake out of her ass and love it.
Jesus Christ, Adriano, it's just a cupcake.

>SHUTUP SHUTUP LICKING ASS HOLE IS PERFECTLY NATURAL YOU FUCKING BIGOT

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>Denying yourself of pic related kino

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>not having a scat fetish

based drunk poster

>What's my fucking problem?
you're watching hentai

I can essentially get four times the food for $9 more. It just makes no sense to me to spend that when I could be getting so much more for just a little extra.

>burger meal from KFC
The fuck

>dude talking
>missionary

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I like animated porn in theory, but hentai is just trash.
It sounds awful (constant squealing and screeching), the plot is terrible and pointless, it's a blurry mess of pixels, and literally over 95% of them are just fucked up (it's all rape, what's wrong with Japan).

Also they're always like 240p for some reason, no matter where you go.

I am of the belief that it's always best to be extremely conservative with your money to the point that your race changes to Jew

That's $9 that could be put towards something else. $9 you might need in an emergency situation.

It really depends how much a meal for one will fill you up like other user said. If you think you're still gonna be hungry after, probably get the family meal yeah.

But it's your money so do what you please.

In Australia chicken burgers are what you fags call "chicken sandwiches".

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>watching p*rn

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But if the burger meal would fill you up, what use is having the extra food?
You'll either trash it all or make yourself fat user, as well as waste 9 bucks

>The guy who insists on going down on the girl in the middle of a gangbang.

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I was confused when I visited burgerland for the first time and burgers were referred to as sandwiches.
I thought, "no, why the fuck would I want a sandwich, I'm here for a burger.".

for me, the only good porn is either webcam or amateur POV, depending on if I wanna try to self-insert or not. professionally filmed porn is disgusting

>100% this, it’s fucking gross.

>any male shown an camera at all
what are you, fucking gay? Dyke shit's pretty gay too, but less so.

The female equivalent of porn is erotic literature which has a ton of gay (aimed at women) shit

>guy masturbates right near girl's face
Does he not see there is girl?

I can't deal with the girl or girls having Ubermensch turbo beef-curtains.
I want to jerk off, I don't want to think about Subway.

is it weird that my wife likes anal more then I do?

Just get the family meal and save the leftovers. Even if you only feel like having the leftovers once more for a meal, that turns into two meals for $15 each.

I notice this alot in 90s early 00s porns with big name pornstars like randy spears, maybe they just wanted to throw something in for the woman.

Who here /extremely picky about porn you watch/ ?

Have spent many an evening scouring every porn site on the face of the planet for "short hair blonde" for hours before finding what I deem the perfect video and it being over in 10 minutes

On the plus side I'm the weirdo that downloads porn in the year of our lord 2020 so I have an archive to refer to with picks that I know for sure are good.

Keiran Lee

>guy doesn't ask for consent
>girl doesn't respond with "Yes, you may do _______ to me" so that he's absolutely sure he has consent

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>woman with no penis

I only watch lolis

hentai manga is kino and an art
hentai video is badly drawn cringe

It's a vice user. The less you spend/get, the better. There's no value here getting more.

>blowjob then she stands up and kisses him
>close ups of the guys face
>that view from behind showing his balls and asshole

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Yes, a girl I dated said that she mostly watches gay porn

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>Can't watch porn that doesn't feature anal
I don't even really like anal IRL, it's too much work and pussy feels better though I need it in porn.

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Nothing is more disgusting than a Nigger in a porno, the second a Nigger is on screen I want it to turn into a crime film and have someone shoot Tryone and drop his body of in the hood as a warning.

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>Interracial

>that view from behind showing his balls and asshole
this should be illegal

>double penetration scene and 90% of the scene is two men's ass and balls

it's for guys with an ass/scat fetish, that's it.

I’m pretty picky

Anything with fake tits, caked in makeup, girl that looks intentionally slutty, the guy being prominent at all is immediately out

Also the girl overly fake moaning. Fuck that shit makes my wiener softer than ice cream