>Post Heresy
>Imperium Vs Tau
>Following Elite Squad of Astartes in their duty to exterminate the Xeno
>Maybe some Inquisitor involvement due to filthy heretics lusting after dat Tau booty
And then Tyranids appear
What would a War Hammer:40K film look like?
Adam Gutierrez
Adam Perry
All those words and names you said literally mean nothing to me. What kind of nerdy shit is this?
Mason Smith
Space Marine was a solid game
it should get a sequel
Easton Miller
disappointment
youtu.be
Connor Wood
Let me translate
>Post Heresy
10000 years after a civil war that rendered the human emperor an inanimate skeleton on life support, everyone worships him as a god despite that being the last thing he would have wanted and all aliens and non-believers are heretics and deserve death in the eyes of humanity.
>Imperium Vs Tau
Fascist/Theocratic Humanity vs Commie Blue Ayys
>Following Elite Squad of Astartes in their duty to exterminate the Xeno
Human super soldiers in power armor who kill aliens in abundance
>Maybe some Inquisitor involvement due to filthy heretics lusting after dat Tau booty
A human inquisition making sure no-one is a heretic or wants to fuck aliens which is as mentions punishable by death
And then Tyranids appear
Basically imagine every odd looking alien that couldn't talk from any movie that you've seen and then imagine that they eat literally everything except for the rocks on a planet and do it fast it's basically a 'ohno how scawwy' device like necrons that are the same shit except they're like space terminator skeletons.
Evan Hill
What happened to him at the end? Did he died? Where are the other boys?
Ayden Edwards
>10000 years after a civil war that rendered the human emperor an inanimate skeleton on life support, everyone worships him as a god despite that being the last thing he would have wanted and all aliens and non-believers are heretics and deserve death in the eyes of humanity.
I'm retarded and never saw the parallels to christ here
Owen Parker
someone actually posted an in depth theory on the original comment section
Owen Cook
Part five? Imma look it up
Nathan Rodriguez
Its a shame that so much of what 40k does is seen as derivative
Leo Jones
a Hollywood 40k film would be faggotry at its worst
opening will be space marines vs orks. orks will have none of the british slag speak and will just be green monsters and the space marines wont be battle monks but will just be treated as super soldiers who occasionally say "for the emperor"
McGuffin will be introduced that will connected to chaos which will inevitably lead to an inquisitor character to try show that chaos and the imperium and thus real world conservatism are some how the same and equally bad because gotta get the politics in there somewhere.
space marines will for no good reason team up with a small team of all female eldar who will be a bunch of blacks and Asians who will be peace loving hippies with girl power.
after defeating chaos the eldar will once make a speech to the space marine to once again drive home the idea that the imperium and chaos are the same thing and so modern day conservatives should all pray to the writers karl marx body pillow.
Blake Powell
Mason Long
So The Witcher on Netflix?
Brody Bell
i think so, scroll down til you see the thesis paper
Dominic Martinez
Never wish for an adaption. How have you not learnt this already? Are you dense? Do you actually hate Warhammer?
Jace Evans
Orky as fuck or I shoot up the theatre
Gavin Ross
Warhammer would likely not translate well to cinema if it focused on the mindset of the imperium
It's not exactly politically correct
Connor Cooper
Fantasy doesn't have to be politically correct
Thats why its called Fantasy
Matthew James
no, but hollywood does
that's why it's full of jews
Liam Wood
Seeing what has become of the Star Wars Cinematic Universe makes me crave something more grounded in reality
Xavier Morgan
It would be bland and safe.
Jason Gonzalez
Only China can make perfect WH40k movie
Mason Lopez
what is the consensus on "helsreach"? I thought it was an interesting concept but I'm just a noobie in this franchise.
Oliver Watson
More importantly, what would the theatre-goers smell like?
Luis Bennett
Black female transgender muslim spacemarines smash Chaos White Male Patriarchy for multicultural Imperium of Hu(Xer)Man.
Ryan Lee
Because China is some power armor and psykers away from being 40k in real life.
Luke Brown
What would one look like? I dont know. I dont want to know. I do not want a 40k or Warhammer film of any type because i dont want Warhammer to become popularized. The moment it popularizes it will go to shit.
Eli Lewis
This.
Jayden Young
God I forgot about those
Luke Moore
Jesus Christ get it away from me
Caleb Adams
>I do not want a 40k or Warhammer film of any type
You're an odd one then. Most of us want one so we can have a good whinge, with luck we'll be able to sustain it and get multiple threads up every day for years.