HELP

you are gonna mess up OP

Make sure he pays in cash upfront

Piss on the bed to reassert your dominance

yeah but where
what if i jizz immediately

Disregard roastie, watch kino instead.

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Does she know you are a virgin? Because coming quickly in your first time is normal.

How old are you
Their music is quite good

Don't be a pus.
Eat her out to lube her up, wear a condom, and slowly slide in and go from there. She will let you know if you should go fast, go slow, or to pull out.
And for the love of everything don't knock her up

the vagina is closer to the asshole than you'd think

Kiss her for a while and don't be overly sloppy with your tongue. Kiss sporadically throughout otherwise.

When you're both ready, ease in to her folds gently before you go rougher. Find a pace and stick to a consistent rhythm. Have her get on top when your tired but not forever. Ejaculate into the condom rather than on her skin, unless she asks otherwise.

Also, see attached.

Jack off right now!
It will make you last longer.

Don't go directly for the in-out, enjoy her tits and the rest of her body first (assuming she isn't an ugly landwhale).

>yeah but where
she will lay down on the bed and cut a small hole between her legs with a knife, that's were you put your penis. If the hole makes weird screeching noises that's fine, ifs perfectly normal.

If you jizz immediantly then just give up and act like it's over, that's pretty fucking embarassing. If you keep going and make her cum tho, it will be way better experiance for both of you: It's not over until both of you get off. Remember to ask what she likes, be really vocal but not too much. Sex isn't like porn, theres no script and no director so you two have to figure out what works best

>Have her get on top

OP ignore this, always remain on the top.

Forgot pic.

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Yell HARBL real loud before going in, that will give you confidence!

no she doesn't know
19
is this true

>is this true
People won't tell you this but their are five different holes near the female vagina, if you choose the wrong hole you could die.

>19
Fuck you

pic related

but in case you're serious: just don't become a nervous wreck. stay calm and communicate

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yes it's true
it's easy to think the vagina is a nebulous hole around where the clit is but it's actually closer to the asshole. study this image.

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If you drink alcohol beforehand it will make you less nervous

Out of ten how attractive is she? Ten meaning literally goddess, one meaning ugly goblin

Just don't pull out to early, if you do you could their is a high chance your pancreas will implode.

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shut the fuck up your dirty non-white nigger faggot

>I'm about to have sex for the first time in like thirty minutes, please help me god what the fuck do i do

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too avoid this outcome, I recommend you duck-tape your penis to her vagina

I think this is the first time I see a basedjack quote that actually fits the original poster

I hope you get shot. Not joking. You faggots ruined this website which was already shit.

you could always ask her to go on top first, jus saiyan

>inb4 he posts another gay basedjack quoting my post

>about to have sex
>I know! I'll ask the incel virgins of Yas Forums!!!
here's what you do: grow a fucking braincell and try the chads on Yas Forums instead you low iQ fucktard.

i dunno, looking through this thread some anons have given good advice. it’s actually kinda nice to see.

>>inb4 he posts another gay basedjack quoting my post

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>I hope you get shot. Not joking. You faggots ruined this website which was already shit.

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We just bant in here m8
and Yas Forums is secretly gay they would probably tell him to fuck the pooper

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