26 April. Looks like Saxonkino is back on the menu. Are you hyped Yas Forums?

26 April. Looks like Saxonkino is back on the menu. Are you hyped Yas Forums?

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OP is an arseling.

>N Series

Indeed

>OoohhhhuhhhhOOOOhhhhuuuuuhhhhoooo
Destiny is all

About bloody time.
I thought they had canceled this show.

I am ouhtread son of ouhtread. How i miss these words.

My name is Uthred, son of Uthred. I was born a bong but raised Muslim after a gang of pakis invaded my country, raped my mother, killed my father and adopted me as one of their own. But my Muslim father, Muhammad, was murdered by the traitor Muhammad and framed me. Now I hunt him down to find vengeance and clear my name so I can rejoin my Muslim tribe. With my own Muslim brothers turning their back on me, I had no choice but to strike an alliance with Prince Harry. I fight to unite the bong kingdoms around Allah, inclusiveness and diversity. This is... the last cuckdom.

>over three seasons uthread and harry become unlikely friends
>it's harry's death by mysterious paparazzi crash in a tunnel that finally convinces uthread to embrace bongland
>uthread is arrested for not having a tv license
kino

What the hell is he wearing?

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Alfred was the only consistently good part of the show so eh.

>the writer of the book is actually a descendant of the real Uhtred
>Real Uhtred was a tough as shit Northumbrian Duke who gave Canute a run for his money
>Only got killed because his crew was ambushed while unarmed because Canute didn't trust him to actually negotiate peace
Wow, fucking sucks but goddamn that's one hell of an ancestor.

>UBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
not really

Where does the story go from here now that he's more or less done with Wessex?

alfred was a faggot but so is literally every other character. serious homosexual energy between alfred and uhtred, bickered like "life partners" in every scene they were in. lots of drawn-out silence and eye contact. op is a fag

You sound like you write fanfiction in your spare time lmao

>Saxonkino
Isn't this show about a Viking coming to save the saxons?

Saxon raised by Dane vikings to be accurate.

The two are actually distantly related with alike language, culture, and tactics at the time of the show's place.

>I COULD NEVER KILL U WE'RE BONDED
that shit was gay as FUCK man, rewatch that squirrely guys death scene

came here to post this

>culturally similar
>the saxons worship the kike on a stick and the danes are niggers in chainmail
alright

That's all well and good, but are there any niggers in it?

>The two are actually distantly related with alike language, culture, and tactics at the time of the show's place.
I knew that
>Saxon raised by Dane vikings
Didn't know that

I was put off by the idea of it being even more >Dude VIKINGS lmao tripe. Might watch it now desu

In case you forgot, the Saxons were down to raid Cornwallum. Also, raiding is hardly unique to Vikings in wartime.

>t. /his/torylet

As a superstitious dark ages man he meant he felt that his destiny was to fight for anglos and their king despite that he didn't like them. It wasn't gay to hold hands back in 9th century wtf

It's not nearly filled with as much cuckolding as that show though.

No actually

the raids ain't what makes them niggerish but their overall portrayal. promiscuity, shit discipline, general stupidity. maybe thats on the saxon side too, but i don't recall every army camp scene well. show wasn't that memorable

Season 3 is not on Netflix.

it is

The hair really pulls me out of it

Yeah they had electric wahl clippers during the viking age

They keep doing all these hairstyles but they don't want to do anything about his facial hair. damn he is your main character.

worse are the battle scenes. disorganized skirmishes most of the time. though one of the recent ones was actually better in that respect, the men actually kept in a god damn line

they had the ability to cut hair. they would have sheers or just shave the side of the head and a few days later it looks like a really close trim.

What? There are a lot of organized fights. Battles are far more fucking chaotic than you realize though.