"Heinrich Himmler."

>"Heinrich Himmler."
>picture of Himmler slowly zooming in
>"Socially inept loner turned architect of the holocaust."
>*earth shattering violin squeak*

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>main bad guy in WW2 is Hitler
>his number 2 is named Himmler
Did that hack Tolkein write this shit?

That guy was a real jerk

>The Tiger
>*footage of an M1A1 Abrams*
>Germany's most feared combat vehicle

kek

>Heinrich Himmler
>known as number to the third Reich
>*flashes of nazi troops marching and panzer tanks blasting
>but did he harness black magic to aid his comrades
>*shady reenactment clips of Nazis practicing rituals flash on the screen
>and shape Europe to their will?

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>panzer tanks blasting
literally every tank was called a panzer lol
except for the really special ones

YOU WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE IN YOUR BACKYARD

God is a hack

bump

>bad guys in world war one are the germans
>bad guys in world ware two are... the gemans!
wow I wonder what they'll come up with for the third installment

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>but was there more than meets the eye with Hitler's obession with the occult?
>*cuts to animation of a flying saucer leaving earth*

It was supposed to be the Russians, but that season got cancelled due to budget cuts

Why are germsects so evil?

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Oh shut up, we're just trying to have a laugh here.

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>the most diabolical, evil and dangerous man in human history
>also he was a wacky crazy retarded tranny faggot lmao

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>3+ threads about the holocaust in the catalog
Seems more like a Nazi infestation to me.

Everyone's always
>hitler took hormones and wore women's clothes
or
>hitler took daily doses of methamphetamine and was addicted to heroin
but nobody's like
>hitler was a bum ass bitch who couldn't solve the (((((problem))))) in Europe

are the same 50 people browsing this board

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I'm sorry you want to talk about moner and jazz with all the other degenerate coomers, maybe start your own thread instead of saging this comfy history channel thread we got going

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Woah there, don't throw moner under the same bus. I like little spic girls AND history.

youtu.be/k7v3cq1ZJjM
remember when history channel

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Because tank is Panzer in German.

Yeah I know

Is that a fucking m2?

yes

i think its a stuart

>But the Germans had a secret weapon in their mighty kreigsmarine
>the largest battleship ever built, the Bismark

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I don't get this? Is the joke that an american tank appears on screen while the narrator is describing a german tank? Is this a reference to some other movie or tv show?

I would only find sleep once Cable in the Classroom started rolling on after two hours of infomercials.

>WORLD
*images of earth spinning
>WAR
*soldiers shooting each other on Normandy beach
>TWO
*picture of an atom splitting cutting into a mushroom cloud

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You know how batshit insane trans people are when given the slightest amount of power. How's that unreasonable?

Panzer does not mean tank, our word comes from a nickname in world war one. The Germans had no knowledge of the project to develop tanks and the projects name did not catch on in germany. Panzer=armor or their full names panzerkamfwagens = armored fighting vehicle (or wagan).

hitler should have won

The russians were the bad guys but it was more of a subplot that fed into various episodes over the course of 40 years

So if all of the nazis were retarded nutjobs, how did they manage to get all of this holocaust business done?

they're in response to the leftist shill threads the mods left up for hours

except he didnt lol

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to this day, it's exactly the same narrative. North Korea is both SUPER SCARY and super incompetent and backwards.

The history channel is infamous for their wildly inaccurate and sometimes ridiculous portrayal of anything from the third reich. They couldn't help but show a tank from russia or get facts incredibly wrong. Just, stupidly wrong, not just slightly less autistic than an encyclopedia. Ironically the only thing they got right is the thing people accuse them the most of getting wrong. The NACA reports used to design the F-86 Sabre were all based directly on data gathered from post-war testing of the ME262, and to say that the Sabre was a successor to the me262 from a technological standpoint is not far from the truth. But because the History Channel made up so much ridiculous shit about aliens and magic and super weapons, anything they reference loses all credibility.

*sudden zoom and jump cut*
*monster noises*

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and that's a good thing

>Somehow Napoleon has returned

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It's unironically the fascist model. Make it so the enemy is always a constant threat, but at the same time be something that the nation can easily vanquish if everyone works together This ideological need for the enemy to be both strong and weak is why fascist governments always had terrible information-gathering networks.

but they were the good guys

>turned architect of the holocaust
kek guy was such a loner he spent his time planning genocides that didn't even happen

It was an inherently revolutionary ideology, after all. Revolutionary ideologies tend to gain traction by giving a very clear-cut opponent and then telling people this opponent will no longer vex us if we work against it. And usually, one man in particular is heading the charge and deserves your adulation.

Now, almost all ideologies permit some sort of opponent or enemy to overcome, but the smarter ones are usually a little less... Abstract about it, I suppose.

haha menes

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Exactly like Trump is portrayed. On one hand, they say he's a retarded childlike buffoon who can't accomplish anything.
But on the other hand he's also this criminal mastermind who's hell bent on destroying America and must be stopped.
Fuckin pick one narrative and stick to it

to Argentina?