I wanna taste the cheese!

I think im ganna make an egg sandwich that looks bomb

Haha women are hilarious

>bacon sizzling on toasted bread
>next frame bacon off to the side and bread being toasted by iron

LOL EPIC EGGY SAMMICH MIGHT GIVE SOME TO MY DOGGO 420 HAIL ERIS

cheese snobs 'bout to tear this thread up!

>it's literally impossible to move bacon once it's put on a sandwich
Fucking retard.

>breaks two eggs perfectly with one hand
how?

by being an egg king

is that how he can get out so fast?

It is. Try it. You'll fail.