>I checked your priors. Speeding ticket a year ago. You like goin' fast, huh, scumbag? You like violating the laws of traffic. What's next, violating little kids? I should speed my fist into your face, you sick son of a bitch, I HAVE A DAUGHTER!
I checked your priors. Speeding ticket a year ago. You like goin' fast, huh, scumbag...
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>BENSON: Perp got caught rubbing his privates at the clients’ burgers at the restaurant where he works.
>STABLER: Not such a happy meal, huh.
>MUNCH: No surprise, he was probably driven crazy by all the mind-altering chemicals the government pumps in the water to control your mind.
>FIN: I don’t know what Skeletor is on about, but I saw this from my time undercover. Dude mixes his smegma with the special sauce to give to clients who piss him off. Kids call it “Royale with Cheese”.
>BENSON: He’s our guy. All the victims he served where female. He clearly hates women and is literally forcing himself inside them.
>HUANG: Perhaps not, Olivia. The man you’re looking for is directly violent. The suspect avoids confrontation, does all his nasty business behind closed doors, in a way that most people wouldn’t notice. He’s not dominant enough to commit rape.
>STABLER: Either way, I want a few minutes alone with him, just to give him a lesson in sanitation. My daughters eat hamburgers, goddammit.
>NOVAK: Not so fast, detective. You didn’t wash your hands when you entered the kitchen and you stepped on his toe on the way out. He’s walking out of here straight to the courthouse to file a police brutality complaint.
>CRAGEN: We got bigger problems. Test results came back, turns out the victim went vegan two months ago.
>BENSON: Wait, that means…
>CRAGEN: She wouldn’t have eaten at the restaurant, yes.
>STABLER: Bun-Boy is not our guy.
>DUN DUN
Easton Peterson
kino
Tyler Brooks
Nice work
Alexander Barnes
Checked and keked
David Davis
God Law & Order went to shit
The first few seasons were great but it eventually just turned into garbage
Camden Perez
Did anyone else wanna be railed by stabler or was it just me and does it make me gay?
Logan Harris
which one user. The OG law & order is kino up to like season 15ish when Lenny retired or w/e
Jordan Wood
oops, meant for But maybe in a primalistic kinda way...youre not alone user
Christian Campbell
Happy! is an SVU alt universe.
Jonathan Rivera
10/10.
Jackson Cruz
Beecher pls
Blake Powell
This is extremely spot on.
Charles Cooper
who?
Ethan Perez
>My daughters eat hamburgers, goddammit
Noah Nelson
Not bad kid.
Jaxon Bennett
samefag
Jonathan Powell
Calm down, Dick.
Hunter Scott
I read this in all their voices wow
Nathan Martin
kek
Gabriel Lee
Joseph Stewart
Kek’d
Carter Cox
Nice
Jaxon Williams
thank you
Blake Evans
its amazing how a long thread only has 3 posts :/
Brody Wood
how dare you call me a samefag? I have daughters you scumbag
Benjamin Hernandez
Literally perfect
Jaxon Morgan
Nailed every character and got sweet delicious dubs. Very nice.
Justin Price
Fuck you Stabler. Fuck you!
Kayden Barnes
Hardly. It's funny, but the grammar and the spelling is fucking atrocious.
Juan Jackson
Watch Oz.
Nathan Harris
I fucked Stabler's daughter in her daddy's bet. She squirmed like a squid in a bucket when I sank my uncircumcised erection into her sweet cunny, while I fingered her asshole and whispered how much I loved daddy's sweet little princess. When I spilled my 50 year-old sperm into her scrumptious 11 year-old womb, she moaned like a whore while I praised Slaanesh with every pulse of filthy sperm. I have to send Stabler a note now, thanking him for producing such a nimble filly with his skankbag wife.
Jaxon Lewis