What is some good egyptian kino?

What is some good egyptian kino?

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Why are women in the past so flat?

HOLY

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Actually? Gods of Egypt. It's not a super good movie, but it's kino. It's got that weird 90s/early 2000s mythology feel. Pop in some Xena and Hercules, then round it off with Gods of Egypt. It blends right the fuck in.

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wish my face was just in front of her crotch

Exodus: Gods and Kings
Stargate

Oh look....another mummy

What if your face was in front of her crotch and then you realize her crotch has a face too and it's looking right at you

I'm so glad this ugly whoville refugee got blown to smithereens.

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Your moms butt! lol.
jk,OP,your mom is a nice person,I hope you and he have a nice day.

Are there any good mummy movies? One's that are actually terrifying? Gory? I feel like if it was done right it could be a damn fine horror movie. Maybe even kino. Now that I think about it, it would pretty much just be the Descent but with mummies. Never mind.

Remember when snl could make a joke without mentioning trump?
Remember when snl could make a joke?

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Thank you TUT friend. Your work is appreciated.

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Obsessed

cool thanks

Trump legitimately broke comedy and media in general. I don't even like him but the amount of TDS in modern media is cringe. People can't stop seething

what movie is this

It's from Boardwalk Empire
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stargate sg1

seriously, watch it

the Batman show with King Tut
so fucking egyptian

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i dont get it

King Tut was gay
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It's true though. The media in general is so obsessed with correctness it has ceased to be edgy, which is a large part of humor. It's one big jerk off over how bad anyone right of center is.

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Trump legitimately broke comedy and media in general. I don't even like him but the amount of TDS in modern media is cringe. People can't stop seething
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I was posting like this yesterday on other boards as a joke. I can't tell if this is satire or newfaggery.

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