Brit nostalgia thread 2
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HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, IN HIS PANTS
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
I will post this kino tv show again.
Just good friends edition
Queens nose tbqh lads
J E S U S YES HE'S THE KING OF ME
>Post a better crisp
Pro-tip you wont be able to
I hate you,
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a knife, and a gun, and a bullet through his head
Till that purple thing is dead
Anyone got a webm of that kids show I can't remember which one but some chick gets all her clothes wet and her tits nearly pop out? Cheers
Based. Fuck salt and vinegar flavours that don't almost hurt to eat.
Broken link lad
Had discos for the first time in years. I remember being super strong and salty as fuck. Thesedays its like no flavour. Fuck the health-nonces ruining everything
I'm still mad.
DJ KAT
Bud bud ding ding 2.99.
like skips, they're shit now
>ywn play murder in the dark, virus, stuck in the mud, hacky 123 or bulldog again
Bulldog
Knock down ginger
Alien biology
AOL
Gameboy colour
The childhood
here
I miss it and I miss old Cadbury, tastes like shit now.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED A POO
IN AN ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN
PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND KILL ALL THE ANTS
IN AN ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN
Anyone else have their family PC in an open area of the house and have to resort to wanking off to the lingerie section of Kays catalogue when they were desperate? Me neither.
*Blocks your path*
Go on baz you legend
>hacky 123
Fuck this takes me back
:(
They were fucking strong, weren't they?
My favourites were the prawn cocktail quavers, I haven't seen that flavour in years.
>tfw dad would stink out the entire house with kipper fillets
The smell to this day hits me with massive nostalgia
Ahem
For me, it's 2005/6 era Hollyoaks and Neighbours. Used to watch them religiously every week until I went to uni in 2007.
I didnt wank until I was at least 13
>Film on 4 on Sunday night
>Hear the Guinness music and know it's time to settle in for kino
I was retarded and didn't know to delete my history on AOL so my google searches for gay porn got found.
For me, it's German Torture
Thread theme.
for me, it was the time that newt had a meltdown
Not the same. Secret had a white fluffy marshmallow/nougat substance inside.
I always remeber the show Five Children and it purely for an episode where the sand fairy says 'Time is an artifical construct of the human mind.' I've never forgotten that from hearing it at 9 years old.
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>I knew where my brother kept his Razzle mags
I used to knock out wanks in the dining room somehow, no idea how.
My dad worked shifts though, that helped.
just want some turkey twizzlers bros
>tfw I was the poor kid among our friends and everyone had holidays to Florida, Spain, Italy etc. and I went to Devon for a day trip (lived in Somserset)
delet.
Didn't even have a pc until my 20s. My first private porn machine was the Dreamcast.
does anyone else feel extremely nostalgic for myspace era music?
i remember my cousin was a proper emo chick at the time and i looked up to her a lot at the time so i remember it fondly
Used to just wait till everyone went to bed.
Now that I think about it, looking back I used to take way more risks just to have a wank. I'm genuinely surprised I've never been caught. They probably knew what I was doing though.
Kids these days have it so easy with access to all kinds of hardcore porn on their phone.
Alan Sugar in the middle
>I was retarded and didn't know to delete my history
sex.com was got me caught. I didn't even look, I just searched and panic closed the window. Got a stern talking to about such things being "for grown ups" a few days later.
You know how internet explorer would say "downloading image..." at the bottom while it loaded a page? I used to think it was downloading a picture of me and got scared.
>2005/6
Best years of my life
My first porn searches ended up being naked men on Geocities somehow lel
I went to Blackpool or if we were lucky Lytham St Annes (lived in Lancashire).
Yeah I never actually got caught in the act but pretty sure my family were all aware that I did it.
I got this on a 90's double CD dance compliation and played it to death. It also had Brainbug:youtube.com
and Block Rockin' Beats: youtube.com
I've forgotten most of the storylines. The only one that comes to mind is when Harold tried to kill Paul.
Also, Dr Karl having an affair with Izzy.
>getting sent this on bebo
I managed to blag it that I was just googling stuff I heard people saying at school.
I used to steal the womens underwear catalogue they had in the TV magazines
Now I think about it my parents must have known but I thought I was super sneaky.
That one sock became absolutely crusty and gross though
>Year 8
>Lunchtime
>For some reason the teachers banned playing on the field, forcing everyone to play on the hard courts, I can't remember why
>Everyone be like "nah man we ain't having this"
>To get on the field you have to scale a steep hill guarded by 5 dinnerladies
>A bunch of 50 kids form a line in front of the field
>Charge towards the dinnerladies, who are powerless to stop us onto the field
>with the defences overrun nothing can stop the other kids from getting on the field too, eventually the whole school is on the field
>backup arrives as teachers start to come out
>the pedo IT teacher gets a fucking CAMERA out (like a real one, not a phone, this was in the pre-smartphone days) and starts taking pictures of kids on the field to identify the perps
>still the whole thing is fucking carnage and the teachers give up since lunch is ending soon
>all of year 8 and 9 get after school detention until the perpetrators own up
>Pedo IT teacher rats out a few people with his pictures, I seem to remember most of them being girls
>a few people get suspended, a couple in ice but aside from that not much else
>the year after that they put up a fence blocking off the field
Felt like one of the Rohirrim charging down Pelennor Fields on that day.
>remember Bernard's Watch being fucking rad, he would freeze time with his magical watch and get up to all sorts of shenanigans
>the show even has a deep lore and moral storytelling
>it gets rebooted
>Bernard is now some good-two-shoes who uses his time-stop powers to put plasters on cuts, pull thorns out of fingers painlessly, and be a little suckup bitch
>completely sucks
Man they really blew that.
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*blocks your path*
used to coom so much over that airplane sex scene
My sister caught me in the act. I was wanking to girls pictures on bebo
my nan used to have a caravan up in wales and me and my extended family would go every year and i remember trying nutella for the first time there
>Blackpool
thats a fucking rough holiday mate im not even going to make fun of you because i know how shit that must have been
>pedo IT teacher
why did every school have one
Still vividly remember one night I had a 10 minute preview wank, heard a suspicious noise then noticed 3 of my mates had climbed into my garden and were peering through the open window.
Nobody ever mentioned it. This was like 20 years ago.
Cheated without remorse, based
for me it was thursdays, when i was home alone. used to draw my bedroom curtains, put my laptop on the table and do a standing wank to silvia saint's feet
Sir Patrick Stewart is British, Star Trek the Next Generation I watched in the 90s on Sky.
Fuck yeah. 2007 was the end of it though. Worst year of my life.
Kids with their own tablets and HD shemale gangbang porn on tap are going to end up mentally fucked, I tell you
this fucking thing bugged out on my pc once and got stuck repeating the end of the laugh. still have that shit ingrained into my head
>Found my older brother's stash of Nuts magazines when he went out drinking with mates one evening.
I was never the same after that.
>put my laptop
posh boy
Literally cheaper to go and spend a weekend in Spain than in England
i was 13
Yes, im sure they believed you
Are you me? 2005/06/07 were probably the last years I was truly happy.
07 was my last year at school and first year of uni. Freshers week was great and I made loads of friends. By 08 I'd realized I'd chosen the complete wrong course and absolutely started hating it. By 09, I was starting to show signs of mental illness but didn't realise it until I had my first mental breakdown in the final year of uni and dropped out. My life has been shit ever since.
Lucky for me, my dad had an office in the attic so that gave me a chance to wank there
That doesn't change a thing