Why didn't he like Rise of Skywalker Yas Forums?

Why didn't he like Rise of Skywalker Yas Forums?

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the originals weren't intended for children, this argument only stands for prequel shit onwards

The originals absolutely were aimed at children. You just have a child's taste in film.

All of them are aimed at children, though some were better than others at accomplishing this. the RLM argument that kids won't understand anything about the blockade in ep1 and taxes and shit stands true. The thing is, the original movies appealed to kids and adults in the same way something like Jurassic Park did. They were tight enough movies to get fans from both demographics. Kids and adults autists alike have a lot of substance in the prequel trilogy to sink their teeth into. The sequel trilogy, not so much.

I don't even recall what was this manchild's position or what was this debate about, but that's a stupid argument

>OT
>no child characters
>dismemberment
>castle doctrine propaganda
>attempted filicide
>attempted patricide
>nip slip
>lewd bikini
>more dismemberment
>strangulation
>incest
>evisceration
>galactic politics
>religious propaganda
>references to movies no child in the 70s/80s has ever seen

>movies for children

Did anyone like Rise of Skywalker? I've noticed a distinct lack of push for it among the blue checkmark crowd, particularly when compared with Last Jedi

Nope
Shit came and went like fidget spinners

>PT
>one child character (and half a dozen background characters in one or two scenes)
>slavery
>even more galactic politics
>trade disagreements
>bush war critique that no child in the 00s would ever understand
>dismemberment
>decapitation
>uxoricide
>attempted infanticide
>more dismemberment
>genocide
>pedicide
>more religious propaganda
>more references to movies no child in the 00s has ever seen
>high treason

>movies for children

The Blue Checkmarks all loved Rian Johnson.

>castle doctrine propaganda
what?

A New Hope was more or less Flash Gordon-type sci-fi schlock meant for general audiences but as the movies went on they became more cynical and obvious about their pandering to kids because of toy sales.

Han shot first.

Blue checkmarks spent two years defending TLJ only for RoS to retcon all of it so they couldn't handle the fact that the company they were shilling for(for free might I add) didnt agree with the.

I mean, it's still bad. You can reduce anything to absurdity in order to discredit criticism towards it. That doesn't make the criticism invalid.
>This is a play about a mopey kid intended for dirty peasants
>Will I Am Shakesman how phuckin' der u
The Iron Giant is a movie about a kid and his bestest pal Giant Robot where a hippie gets his nuts bitten by a squirrel, yet is more cinematically competent and emotionally poignant than anything JJ Abrams has ever done.
Also, JJ Abrams Star Wars is rated PG-13, so it is literally not for kids (G or PG)

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>The originals absolutely were aimed at children

A family movie is designed to appeal to people of all ages, including a children. That doesn't make it "for children".

Bull. Shit. Same goes for TESB, but not so much for RotJ, but that film somehow manages to be the best anyway.

I would say Star Wars for teens, not children, you know people Luke's age, kinda like the movie Lucas had just made before.

>nip slip
post proof imma goan bust a coom

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based

>The originals absolutely were aimed at children.
That’s why they cast billy dee Williams.
All the kids in the 80s wanted to see billy dee Williams.

Your retarded. Star Wars was regarded by most as a kids film when it came out. It’s only now that adults that grew up on it care. Nobody over the age of 20 cared about Star Wars during the time of the original trilogy.

>Why didn't he like Rise of Skywalker Yas Forums?
Because it wasn't exactly like his beloved TLJ.
I'm not even defending that film since this entire nu-trilogy was dogshit, but really, the common reason among the shills who hated TRoS was that it didn't follow Rian Johnson's """vision, """ with some claiming that Star Wars fans ruined the franchise.

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Because he won't admit that Rise of Skywalker was the film he deserved

Not a kids kids film, just a light hearted science fiction film. Where necks get snapped and billions murdered and a rogue murders a bounty hunter rather than get captured.

I'm not sure what this is meant to prove

Why did TLJ get such a following with his kind?

>it s for grown up because it has blood
I'm sure naruto is for adults as well

It's a pleb filter image, only plebs don't understand it

I hate this bean-headed faggot like you wouldn't believe

that retard soiboi got BTFO by Rick Worley
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He should go into permanent exile along with Chris Cuckmann and the other hacks

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