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Stop posting my wife.

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Fuck off VF

The guy who saved Star Trek. All hail the Kurtzman

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wonder if anyone but the shats reads these, they have to be getting old as hell and nothing to do now that they have to stay home or potentially die

Distracting mole.

You'd think everybody would be super attractive in the future and plastic surgery would be easy as hell.

>bawwwwwwwwww, it's taken 3 months to get my energy conduits fixed
>bawwwwwwwwww, my replicated jumja sticks are making people sick and I'm being sued out of business
>bawwwwwwwwww, the shuttle carrying my wife and children mysteriously exploded on its way back to Bajor
Maybe you shouldn't have pissed off the CHIEF ENGINEER, then. Fucking retard.

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For me its Baby Q

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Nasty looking troll

but do you even make threads honoring "your wife"

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brown eyes, you can have her

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I honor my wife by doing cum tributes on printed out pictures of her face

goddess

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>Computer, make tossed salad and scrambled eggs and locate Niles
>Niles is in holodeck 3 using the program Daphne-anal-17

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What the limitations of the holodeck? For instance, could it create the illusion of being in a 2D world?

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pic the tributes

i want to lick that mole

a (you) is a (you) no matter how you gained that (you) senpai

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She cute

Don't you insult best girl like that

I honor her by only rewatching her TNG episodes.

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Did her and Troi compare notes on Riker sex acts, after the amnesia episode?

they are a private matter between me and Michelle Forbes

>maquis
everything is faggier in star trek, even their taliban counterpart. they look more like NGO crews than terrorists. also
>bajoran scum
filthy tree huggers with a passion for lecturing others. hope the ferengi will sell them all soon to the breen

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checked and laffed

just do it on her face and save printer ink

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Fuck they're just gonna find a cure for coronavirus instead of creating quarantine holodecks for all of us aren't they

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but user, 2 out of 3 live in a 3d setting. at least ask to be cartoonized

sooooooooo when wesley beamed Lore out into space, are we going to see him again?

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just pic it

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I don't have them. I mail them to her when I'm done.

I bet you think your hot shit dontcha?

i'd rather risk to have the coofs and die horribly of asphyxiation if it means fulfilling my dream of drilling ladybug's petite frame like a jackhammer

well yes. In Picard they bring him back

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no he died just like all the Borg who can't breathe in space either

OH GOD /trek/ PLEASE HELP I AM SO OILY. WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME? I APOLOGISED OVER KILLING THAT WOMAN PLEASE HELP IT'S EVERYWHERE

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The Marquis would be Palastine PLA or 70/80's Irish IRA you fucking dumb faggot.

What if Dr. soong grandson is really Lore?

I prefer Kira, thanks.

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>not trying for a threeway with the cat boy, too
he's so lonely

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computer, a nice cup of Sherry and one scon

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it does seem very lore-esque to keep Data alive but caged in some computer as his little pet.

we are not going to fall for that bait, oily, stay on your planet until the end of existence

kek what? the feds made the marquis just like the us armed the talibans against the soviets back in the late 70s. they may not have the religious undertone but they were created to be the same thing, a tool terrorist cell to undermine the enemy's interests only to turn against you.

and have an army of androids............

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PLEASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. IT'S SO SO OILY. LIKE TOUCHING A SPILLED SODA CAN AFTER A FEW HOURS. LIKE DIPPING YOUR HAND IN HONEY. IT'S SO STICKY. SO OILY.

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As for me, it's Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective (and having the decency to embed my bullshit within the thread itself in an unobtrusive a way as possible and not trying to make whole threads devoted to forcing my annoying bullshit on other people in lieu of something creative and unexpected, which a thread title and accompanying image should ideally be, not this tedious Ro bullshit)

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sprat?

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Absolute Ridgelet

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what's rustling your jimmies this time, retard?

didn't read lol

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lonely? kek the guy's already swimming in pussy. once the old man gets the shivers he'll inherit the fortune and do whatever the fuck he wants, including fucking Nathalie.

Why are Bajorans so perfect?

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ridged vaginas

are you trying to tell me that in 1991 the 70's Mujahideen resistance was more sketched into the minds of normie Americans than the ongoing troubles in Northern Ireland and Israel/Palestine. Get the fuck outta here Brainlet.