ITT: Horror Movies You Would Have No Problem Surviving

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because you have it so easy getting laid, chad?

what if someone cursed raped you?

The Descent? Probably just because I'd go in with a bunch of adult men with hunting rifles, and knives.

how would you do it?

Give it to my girlfriend then find some dude to fuck her. Is that how it works?

Yeah because they were walking so slowly right haha

yeah, but after it kills them it'll come for you, that's not really solving the problem

>metaphor for inevitable death
>no problem surviving entropy

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>Fly to SE Asia
>Screw a cheap Hooker
>Pay her to screw a different hooker
>Pay her to screw a different hooker
>Fly that hooker to Ukraine, pay her to screw a cheap Ukrainian hooker
>Fly the Ukrainian Hooker to Africa, Pay her to screw African hooker

Literally just spend a year doing that and you’ll be set for life.

After that'd I'd hire the dude a prostitute and alternate between New Zealand and Scotland, making the monster walk a constant cycle to get my Gf, should the hooker, people who fucked the hooker, and the guy who fucked my Gf get killed.

>Get “it”
>Rape the owner of a Fortune 100 Corporation
>Short their company’s stocks
>Massive profit
Are you fags really not seeing the potential here?

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Pretty easy to dodge a monster passed from victim to victim by sex when you're a virgin eh?

You could just spraypaint the thing to make it visible, lure it into a hole and pour concrete over it. Simple as.

I think I could survive the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. Just gotta suck Bubba off

I assume that was ops joke and everyone in this thread is tarded

Easy.
Once I fucked the cursed. I go and Fuck an astronaut and i make her fuck a member of a russian submarine. Easy now the monster has to go to space and the bottom of the ocean before comming to me. Although I dont now how im going to get rid of the siffilis. Those astronaut girls are sluts.

Is this priced in?

t. virgin

You just turned your dick into some kind of rapey death note. I like it.

Shooting a fucking rifle in a cave. Good luck with that.

Rape

it's a metaphor for STDs faggot, not death itself

Why would anyone bring a rifle, or any firearm for that matter, into a cave? Unless you already know about the creatures in which case just don't go down there.

What do they mean it doesn't get tired. It must sleep sometimes. How does it get its energy? Does it eat? How does it gain intelligence? Does it read books?

Does it post to r/gooncaves?

>>metaphor for inevitable death

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>fuck prostitute
>have it follow her clients around forever never actually getting to one

It's not a metaphor for death autist. Like other user said it's about STDs and a play on a typical "only virginal characters survive" horror trope.

I feel like nobody ever talks about my favorite part of the film - the setting. It has a really cool "lost in time suburbia" feel to it, with Detroit shitholes mixed with all the perfect suburban homes and modern tech mixed in with like 50s tv's and weird old school sci-fi devises. I would gladly watch a tv show with a setting like that, shame that the only media to do something similar is fucking Riverdale(i guess Bates Motel as well?), they even copied a poster

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>implying sex isn't a metaphor for the transition between childhood innocence and acceptance of age
You literalfags will never be on my level.