Meanwhile, on female Yas Forums

Meanwhile, on female Yas Forums...

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>what is your favorite romantic kino where I dont have to do anything and get everything

and 3000 iterations of this

who tf gets off to this shit? i'd rather just jerk it to hardcore porn than shove my dick in an overpriced pile of shit

FUCK.
BOATS.

another night of instagram and wine

what 'favorite TV show' should I put on my tinder profile to make more Chads want to date me? Like I want to seem cool and interesting but not too like 'I'm totally trying to look cool you guys', you know? and of course it can't be something that loser incels are going to latch onto, if they think we have something in common they'll never let go and I've got enough orbiters already.

opinion discarded

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I want one

That 70s show.
The Ranch.
Don't put the Office.
Chicks want alphas that haven't seen the Office so they can turn them into Betas that have seen The Office.
Don't let chicks watch The Office when you are around.

deeply embarassing post

>reasons to move out of your parents house young

>None.

just hide it bro. Wear a condom so you don't have to clean it as much.

f-fuck
Can we see the front?

Ouch, my vagina! Wort wort wort.

Sorry, I’ve never met a woman before.

I absolutely plan to buy one, there's some torso models with ass, pussy and mouth fuck holes that look like good values and I like that I can hide it easier since I plan to still have chicks over to fuck. I'm getting a divorce and hate women so I like the idea of not needing them to fuck something. Any recs friends? AWAW

Hey girls, what’s your favorite phone to look at while the movie plays? Also, who is that guy and what is he doing in he movie?

I don't get it but it sounds hugely problematic.

>Any recs friends?
Use it with VR porn to avoid uncanny valley. I recommend oculus quest.

as a white female, mythbusters gives me hope

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I have an odyssey+ and dig that idea pretty well, but the $1k ones look pretty good from the pictures. Which type do you own and what are your thoughts on it? Hard to find actual first hand shit outside of reddit but they're all fat gayfers, I'm a Yas Forumsizen who just hates women so fucking much it's unreal

this shit is deep in the uncanny valley, as are literally all attempts at sex dolls I've ever seen

imagine the lone empty sound of someone grunting away at a lifeless sex doll

I wish I were the one on the left

implying you wouldn't

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I love Asian men.

They got some thick fucking necks

best in price/quality category are TPE ones, pretty easy to find one on sale for 1-1,2k, but they require more cleaning that silicone dolls, but they cost 4-5k and up.

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I mean I don't own one but I used to spend time at the bars a lot and sometimes I'd hook skanks and sometimes I wouldn't, we had a real poor ratio so odds were against me and I'd go home and just jerk it, or if I went to the titty bar and didn't want to bone any of the chicks there or they charge too much or some shit I could go home, dim the lights and rail the shit out of these dolls with a couple drinks in me, I'd talk to it, call it a fucking bitch and that I hate it, choke it, punch it and blow my load in it, why not?

Is that Tifa Lockhart

But do you have a model of your own or a collection where you have a favorite one or even a favorite maker/brand? I'd hate to buy one blind but if you had one you liked a lot and I didn't hate the look it would make my life easier friendo

I want to get one that looks like mai waifu

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the idea of fucking a lifeless doll is pretty gross to me desu

not saying everything I get off to is vanilla or typical either, but I want to be desired and I want human connection. So when I can't always have that, I'd rather my imagination than a inanimate surface appearance caricature

>but they require more cleaning that silicone dolls
Yeah I can't even manage to keep my fleshlight clean. It says to use soap and water but there's this layer of lint(?) that just will not come off unless i manually tweezer out every piece and it still leaves some residual lint leftover.

get a dog and a jar of peanut butter

WTF I CAN'T STOP PERIODING ALL OVER THE PLACE

>not spit roasting the doll with your dad